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LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,033
1
Denver
I'm glad he's actually a decent photographer (professionally speaking). That would be kinda pathetic otherwise.

1 year ago I was asked by a little boy in Christchurch, New Zealand if I had been eaten by a shark.

2 months ago I was asked by an elderly woman in Sighisoara, Romania if I had lost my legs in a car accident.

6 weeks ago I was asked by a bar patron in Helena, Montana if I still wore my dog tags from Iraq.
He sure gets around for a dude with no legs.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,861
1
SoMD
Saw this on 20/20 a while back. The dude can skate like hell. Good pictures, too.

1/2 price airfare..
 

tacklespore

Monkey
Feb 3, 2008
102
0
Texas
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
BOB

What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil!

Where do one legged people work?
IHOP!!

What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker?
Hop in
 

Quo Fan

don't make me kick your ass
What do you call a girl with one short leg?
EILEEN

What do you call a Chinese girl with one short leg?
IRENE

What do you call a Leppar in a hot tub?
STEW

What do you call a quadriplegic in a hole?
PHIL



OK, I'll quit.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,861
1
SoMD
Man, I tried to resist but can't. Here goes:

Man with no arms and legs:

On wall: Art

On floor: Matt

Going down a hill: Skip

Oh, and he's not really all that special, this guy ran a shrimping industry: