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ortiz is the man

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
15
in da shed, mon, in da shed
JEEEE-zus! Could he possibly drop a more sperm-laden ballsac on the collective chest of the Yanquis!!! He wiped his tip off on Torre's shirt for spite!

Absolutely amazing...he is just wearing those pinstriped fvcks out.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,677
MTB New England
Man, when the Sox first signed him, I remember two things:

1) I thought his name was "Jose" Ortiz, so me and my Sox friends now refer to him as Jose. :p

2) I thought, "Great, one more worthless piece of crap to rot on the bench."

Guess I kind of missed the boat there, eh?