[dan wask]

I seem to have a growing problem with Pharrel's hats on our TV screen. I've attempted to contact the music television channel several times over the last few months with zero response. All of the attempted correspondence is documented.

I'm considering taking action myself as these hats are becoming quite a nuisance, digging in our eye balls and hanging out on his head. Any suggestions on ridding our Pharrell of these caps? Poison? Pellet gun? Traps?

We're going to be putting in some Lupe Fiasco albums this weekend, and I don't want them to become a litter box for these bastards, so I need to do something quickly.

 

[Dartman]

Post of the fookin year!!!!

 

[stevew]

Lupe would be great if he didn't over produce his records.

 

[dan wask]

they're all over the place!

 

[Serial Midget]

My pending move to Alaska might require a Pharrell hat - I'm thinking raccoon.

 

[dan wask]

My pending move to Alaska might require a Pharrell hat - I'm thinking raccoon.

I think I'm going to go the live trap route for these damn Pharrel hats, I can have them spayed or neutered after I catch them. I'll send you one if thats the route I take.

 

[cadmus]

You definitely need to get a handle on that before it spirals out of control.

rep given

 

[dan wask]

It can't spiral any worse than your thread did.

 

[cadmus]

But I got so much "constructive" advice. Like firing a shotgun in a residential neighborhood or inviting Ron Jeremy over. How can that not solve my problem?

 

[Jimmy_Pop]

cant turn a Hoe into ah Housewife.

 

[DH Diva]

I guess at least now there's a use for all those purse dogs once they go out of style?

 

[ridiculous]

cant turn a Hoe into ah Housewife.

 

[Mr Tiles]

bwhahahaha, such a great thread...

 

[Cru Jones]

Indeed...

 

[maddog17]

so which buckshot do i use to get rid of them??