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Pickles on burgers....

Do you like pickles on your burger?

  • Yes

    Votes: 31 41.9%
  • No

    Votes: 30 40.5%
  • Don't really care

    Votes: 13 17.6%

  • Total voters
    74

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,988
22,026
Sleazattle
Pickles rule. I like the Vlastic dill sandwich stackers on pretty much any sandwich including burgers.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
SO if there appears to be so many NO's why do resturants still serve them on burgers?
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,791
59
Vestal, NY
No sense corrupting what would otherwise be a perfectly good burger with pickles - or other condiments for that matter.
 

James

Carbon Porn Star
Sep 11, 2001
3,559
0
Danbury, CT
Pickles are da bomb yo! No, seriously, I love 'em. Have to be really good kosher dill though, with a hell of a "snap" when you bite into 'em. On a burger, on the side of a sammich, they make everything ok. Maybe it's a NY thing, but I can't imagine some meals without 'em.
And Noah, I'll eat yours...:)

JJames
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
Much better sliced on a burger or a sandwich (butter chips...mmmmm....) than a pickle on the side, IMO.

At least on certain sandwiches...PB&J may be taking it to far. But they go well with a lot of deli meats.

A double-double animal style just wouldn't be animal style without those pickles!

MD
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
jacksonpt said:
No sense corrupting what would otherwise be a perfectly good burger with pickles - or other condiments for that matter.
I'm going to have the other people at MBW tie you down and I"m going to force feed you a nice big SALAD!!!!
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,676
MTB New England
Westy said:
Pickles rule. I like the Vlastic dill sandwich stackers on pretty much any sandwich including burgers.
:stupid:

Vlastic Stackers were "buy one, get two free" at Big Y a few weeks ago, so we tried a jar of Tobasco ones. Very tasty!

Mmmm....pickles....

Anyone see that movie "The Ladykillers" (Tom Hanks flick)? The old lady's cat was named "Pickles." That's a good name for a cat.
 

slowSSer

mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
553
0
Stepford
no.
any pickle on my plate or burger gets immediately taken off and put on the fiancee's plate. one thing she's good for! :D

must be friday by the sheer quality of this :monkey: poll

:stosh:
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
I Are Baboon said:
Anyone see that movie "The Ladykillers" (Tom Hanks flick)? The old lady's cat was named "Pickles." That's a good name for a cat.
Couple I know in NZ has a cat named "Squishy." That's a cool name, too.

MD
 

Snacks

Turbo Monkey
Feb 20, 2003
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0
GO! SEAHAWKS!
I like pickles on the side or on my sandwiches. Since I don't like mayo :dead:, they add a little juice to it. Plus, I like the crunch.

Pickles however do not belong on my burgers. Yuk...just meat, cheese and lettuce :thumb:

Edit: I do like pickles chopped up in my tuna salads too!
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
pickles are never on my home-made burgers. acceptable condiments include:

ketchup (heinz only)
mayo (sometimes, hellman's lite preferred)
cheese (blue cheese preferred, american or muenster is ok)
thick slice of bermuda onion (occasionally)

i'm never motivated enough to cook bacon for my burgers.
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,791
59
Vestal, NY
COmtbiker12 said:
Agreed :D Except for cheese, bacon, and bbq sauce. :D
Bacon is clearly not a condiment - it's a food group... cheese isn't really a condiment either... bbq sauce probably is, but is definitly an exception to the no condiment rule.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,741
10,676
MTB New England
narlus said:
pickles are never on my home-made burgers. acceptable condiments include:

ketchup (heinz only)
mayo (sometimes, hellman's lite preferred)...
Sorry narlus, but you lost all burger credibility when you bastardized this thread with the mention of mayo. :D
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
Slow day on the monkey, Eh?

I like mine with mustard, lettuce, tomato, and the stinkiest, onioney-onion I can find. Occasionally I will go all out and have a chili, onion, cheese burger (carmelized onions). Oh yeah. :drool: I HATE ketchup on burgers or hotdogs. Its cool on fries and eggs though. Pickles, I'd rather leave 'em than have 'em, but I don't really care too much either way.
 

JerseyDave

monkey wrestler
Apr 9, 2002
132
0
Stowe, VT
Pickled items are used to cut the richness of cold cuts of meats and pates, terrines, balotines ect. A certain amount of acidity is need when eating a burger that isn't killed (well done) because a good ground beef is 15-20 percent fat (IMHO). W/O a zinggy picked item, or at the very least a slice of tomatoe, your mouth will be caoted with a layer of fat and your scense of taste will be adversly affected. Ketchup isn't much of an alternative because of it's sweetness. Sweet things also kill your sense of taste. You're not getting the full experience with every bite unless you have pickle on your burger, or chase every coupla few bites with a hunk of that crunchy Kosher dill.
 

JerseyDave

monkey wrestler
Apr 9, 2002
132
0
Stowe, VT
Pickled items are used to cut the richness of cold cuts of meats and pates, terrines, balotines ect. A certain amount of acidity is need when eating a burger that isn't killed (well done) because a good ground beef is 15-20 percent fat (IMHO). W/O a zinggy pickled item, or at the very least a slice of tomatoe, your mouth will be coated with a layer of fat and your scense of taste will be adversly affected. Ketchup isn't much of an alternative because of it's sweetness. Sweet things also kill your sense of taste. You're not getting the full experience with every bite unless you have pickle on your burger, or chase every coupla few bites with a hunk of that crunchy Kosher dill.
 
J

JRB

Guest
I like me some kosher dills.


*I wouldn't dare say I like pickles here.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
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I Are Baboon said:
Sorry narlus, but you lost all burger credibility when you bastardized this thread with the mention of mayo. :D
mayo is ok w/ me, but only when there is no cheese on the burger. then it's dairy overload.

my fave is definitely a blob of melted stilton or maytag on a nice grilled med-rare burger... :drool:

maybe i should have said i like RUM RAISIN on my burger. :nope:
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
Heidi said:
Pickles on my veggie burger please!
there was a funny onion grilling tip recently (damn work filter now blocks the site so i am reciting from memory) which said:

when grilling veggie burgers, be sure to tie back your long hair, so it doesn't catch on fire you stupid hippie.
 

DNA

The human raccoon
Jan 31, 2003
1,443
0
NH
I Are Baboon said:
Vlastic Stackers were "buy one, get two free" at Big Y a few weeks ago, so we tried a jar of Tobasco ones. Very tasty!.
Tobasco pickles! No kidding?

I gotta get some of those. My wife brought home a jar of some spicy/hot pickles from some Amish store when she was on a trip. They were awesome, and it was a real bummer when the jar ran out. I have been looking for something like them ever since.

You made my day (if I can find some). :thumb:

Edit: Oh yeah, and pickles are acceptable on or alongside any sandwich or burger.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
JerseyDave said:
Pickled items are used to cut the richness of cold cuts of meats and pates, terrines, balotines ect. A certain amount of acidity is need when eating a burger that isn't killed (well done) because a good ground beef is 15-20 percent fat (IMHO). W/O a zinggy pickled item, or at the very least a slice of tomatoe, your mouth will be coated with a layer of fat and your scense of taste will be adversly affected. Ketchup isn't much of an alternative because of it's sweetness. Sweet things also kill your sense of taste. You're not getting the full experience with every bite unless you have pickle on your burger, or chase every coupla few bites with a hunk of that crunchy Kosher dill.


BAN for double posts
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,162
1,261
NC
Pickles are great. I prefer them on sandwiches (vs. burgers), but I like 'em on burgers too, or on the side.

Mayo on burgers (or anything, IMO, but burgers in particular) is just plain disgusting. Has anyone see The Whole Nine Yards were Bruce Willis goes on a rant about mayo on burgers?

Oz: Well I had a hamburger for lunch.
Jimmy: Did they put mayonnaise on it?
Oz: Yes.
Jimmy: Can you tell me why they do that? Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger IS KETCHUP! (he tosses something from the truck into the house) or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada…(calms down) Which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God, when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.
 

COmtbiker12

Turbo Monkey
Dec 17, 2003
2,577
0
Colorado Springs
binary visions said:
Pickles are great. I prefer them on sandwiches (vs. burgers), but I like 'em on burgers too, or on the side.

Mayo on burgers (or anything, IMO, but burgers in particular) is just plain disgusting. Has anyone see The Whole Nine Yards were Bruce Willis goes on a rant about mayo on burgers?
And then gets pissed as hell when the waitress just wipes off the mayo and gives him the bun again? lol (Atleast that's what I think happens...haven't seen it in a long time)


I agree though, mayo is the WORST condiment ever invented. (besides vegemite but that doesn't even count as a condiment. :p )