[Hannigan]

and by now, brian means now. or sometime. or ever.

 

[Full Trucker]

How 'bout now?

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

i havent opened the project file in like two weeks? it will get done.

and then probably some pecker will youtube it.

 

[BRIANBUELL]

damn straight!!! Bike movies first, school second!!!

 

[Full Trucker]

Maybe this week then? Will it be done this week?

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

it's already been broughten.

 

[Mike Buell]

I have a stolen bootleg copy. Don't tell Kevin.
Let the bidding start at $1,000. I've watched it its worth it.

 

[Hannigan]

yeah i have the teaser too...woohoo

 

[Mike Buell]

yeah i have the teaser too...woohoo

I'm not talking teaser hear, I'm talking totaly compleate unreleased action.

 

[BRIANBUELL]

As his bro i've had the privelage to also watch it over and over and over , It's fukin sweet!!!

 

[Hannigan]

sweet dont let kevin find out though.

 

[BRIANBUELL]

Kevin is computer illiterate!! he'll never find this little secret of ours!!!

 

[Rye_Bread]

seriously tho, kevin, hurry it up we're excited

 

[Hannigan]

my only problem is that i only have $1.78...i've gotta do a lot more begging for money on street corners to get that thousand. oh well, its probably worth it

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

it's not worth it. i read on the interwebs that poly fash sucks. you should all go watch the 2004 remake of dawn of the dead. that actually does rock socks.

 

[BRIANBUELL]

I actually cought the end of that stupid a$$ movie tonight, sucked balls!!! Man Kevin, if DOTD rocks socks your movie must suck more than a tiawana whore

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

yeah riiight. that movie is baller. im in like film school and stuff deewd. i'd know.

 

[BRIANBUELL]

R U trying to scare me with your film school knowledge or something. Film school is for people who suck at math!!! Hey, maybe I should go to film school? Baller, more like BUTT;(

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

film school is for people who suck at everything apparently. and i'm not kidding- just you wait for boredom4. zombies are baller as can be.

 

[dcamp29]

i'm wasted-



zombies are scary.

 

[Hannigan]

zombies are only scary if you're at chucky cheeses and they still arent playing in the ball pit...i mean come on, everyone plays in the ball pit.

 

[Full Trucker]

you guys are going to poop in the toilet so hard that it will flush itself when you see my bike video. i edited it with this kicking new version of avid mega-pro-face that only runs on the world's fastest super computers when they arent doing cosmological simulations. it has this sweet new feature call the "please everyone on the internet" button, all i have to do is tell it where to pull the clips from on my external hard drive that i brought with me and i push the button. i come back after lunch and a perfectly edited version of a bike video has rendered that has music that everyone likes, footage that is/isn't sped up, doesnt have chris akkers in it, has only the footage that you want to see and on top of that- puts it on youtube for free for you.

oh man, the future is great... and best of all- the future is now.

Is it done yet?

 

[BRIANBUELL]

For cereal, is it done yet?

 

[BRIANBUELL]

Progress any?

 

[BIGHIT8989]

Finally more people are filming Racing !

 

[Full Trucker]

Finally more people are filming Racing !

It's just there's no one EDITING THE FOOTAGE is the problem...

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

i've been editing... logging and capturing is part of that process. i've been doing plenty of that.

 

[Full Trucker]

Been doing what? Plenty of sucking at life? Get to capturing, or editing, or rendering, or whatever it is you video people do to make our "miserable" lives better through the enchantment that is mountain bike film!

 

[Mike Buell]

I'm so board right now! If only I had a copy of poly fashion, I would be king of the world!!!!!!!

 

[Full Trucker]

At this rate the Git Sum video will be released MONTHS before we ever see Polyester Fashion. Jeesh.

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

im right on schedule bishes. i dont know what you jive ass turkeys are talking about.

 

[Full Trucker]

Jive ass turkey ain’t got no brains no how.

 

[bpatterson6]

im right on schedule bishes. i dont know what you jive ass turkeys are talking about.

Kevin that's a great teaser. I can't wait to see the finished product. Nice job!

 

[SylentK]

Its too cold for jive ass turkeys to be talkin'...

 

[Mike Buell]

MMMM, jive ass turkeys, ahahgghgha

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

i should mention im also high as a kite on synthetic heroin right now so i have no idea how this editing is coming out. but you jive ass turkeys better get those pants tailored with a double stitch cus what i've been seeing on the screen will blast the deuce out of your b-holes so hard that it will flush itself. you've been warned...

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

i just watched the trailer again for the first time since i posted it. i'd like to send a shout out to all the gangsters of the hood for supporting this project so far. i'd also like to thank "Teasers for Idiots- Online Edition" for the formula of "Montage: start slow, build up, then go really fast, then go slow again" and i'd also like to thank kidney stones for giving me this glorious experience of blinding pain and the associated pain killers for this general floaty feeling.

soundtrack selection has been such a bastard. it's so hard to listen to over 17,000 songs and then pick like 12.

 

[ATOMICFIREBALL]

Footage good !
music ?

 

[Mike Buell]

i'm wasted-



zombies are scary.

Dito, to both what you said.

 

[dG video]

kevin shriamsuze

ples post polyster fasun onn the gyou tube.cCOM

andd maske surre its nott a pornvo vdieo

andd use som goooooooooooooooooD musics fro the bikes

ands maksesure joery shusllar looksfast caue hemy beoy

andthen putr somee more in it forr