Porn industry seeks $5 billion federal bailout
Don't think any smart ass comment i could make would top the article.
Don't think any smart ass comment i could make would top the article.
Porn industry seeks $5 billion federal bailout
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Has anyone noticed the high price of anal lube lately?
are you saying you take it 'dry' nowadays?
No boundaries. Awesome. 
hey jackholebassackwardshillbilly, wtf does 'lease' in your sig mean? do you get any sun? maybe you should take the shades of and get your serotonin levels up a bit.
I was watching the news last night before I went to sleep. I thought I was hearing things! Wow I guess all those free sites really dont help
Shut up.
don't make me send my dark army of monkeys over, loco or you will be drowndeded in poo.
It's a back-handed slap at the Govt. for dumping money into failing companies. The ludicrious nature of the request will force the US Congress to respond to them, likely turning down the offer. That will then lead the adult industry to request why they were denied, leading to a set of criteria to be made public as to what constitues a "struggling" industry.
If they get the funds, you will have riots in the streets.
It's pure genius.
If they get the funds, you will have riots in the streets.
It's pure genius.
Yeah, its really turning into a sticky situation.
They have just gotten in a giant hole that they can't get out of, or even touch the rim.
They have just gotten in a giant hole that they can't get out of, or even touch the rim.
I hope Obama will give them the right kind of stimulation or it will hurt my business too and we have had the need for all the helping hands we can get in a long time.
i imagine that the stiff competition is creating much friction internally, and that if the situation isn't handled properly, it could be thrown right on its back, resulting in an explosive climax.
Headline in the local paper was "Porn industry asks for relief". Good job I thought.
word is that the fluffers will be the first to go, too bad for bv.
This may be the sickest comment ever made on RM.
Clearly the pr0n industry needs to PM BV for a fluffing appointment.X3p said:
Adult entertainers won't stand for this.
I will let girls have sex with me on video for free. they just have to be hot, clean, tight, good looking, maybe blonde, shaved, cute, hopefully swiss or some country of pretty girls..... if you are in the porn industry and looking for a guy to have sex on flim with pretty girls i am your man! economic stimulus that
Turbo fluffers will be the last to go, hopefully the economy will improve quickly.
Porn kicks ass!!!!
The plot would go as follows: PSP spends 10 minutes trying to get it up, humps the pornstars leg for 10 seconds, passes out on set.
Yeah - I've heard that a lot of girls in the porn industry are tight.
and that's when the *real* movie starts
Now that is an experienced partyer, eye on the prize and don't spill your beer.
My money's on him settling on a couch cushion.
dude, you're a prophet -n- schyte:
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