[MMike]

So a woman here at work...who is admittedly know renouned for her tact and class said something just awful today.

In the middle of a conversation, stands up and says, "Well, I gotta go change my rag". And walks away.

just awful

 

[TN]

Must have had a dripper.

 

[IH8Rice]

 

[jonKranked]

I bet she has a mullet and was wearing flannel.

 

[Greyhound]

We stopped into the local greasy spoon one day for lunch, and the waitress came by to get our order. She paused for a second and said she needed to go wash her "dick beaters" before she headed back to the kitchen. Is it bad that we still ate there?

 

[Potroast88]

Is it bad that we still ate there?

If my waitress referred to her hands as "dick beaters", I'd probably become a regular.

 

[MMike]

I bet she has a mullet and was wearing flannel.

You would be right on both counts.

 

[stevew]

wash her "dick beaters"

next time you go in...ask her how her cock stranglers are....

 

[G-Cracker]

God please NO.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...who is admittedly know renouned for her...

Say what? Channeling PSP or The Montashu?

 

[IH8Rice]

If my waitress referred to her hands as "dick beaters", I'd probably become a regular.

id have to agree. bad food or not

 

[MMike]

Say what? Channeling PSP or The Montashu?

Sorry....I'm still kind of shaken by the whole ordeal...

 

[Greyhound]

next time you go in...ask her how her cock stranglers are....

Well.....the place is famous for their hot dogs.....

 

[X3pilot]

Hmmm, not a bad way to escape a meeting, though....

 

[Westy]

This thread is fun but my colostomy bag is about to explode.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Sorry....I'm still kind of shaken by the whole ordeal...

Jeebus, you're more of a girl that the mullet rag changer.

I'm surprised you didn't get up and go with her.

HTFU

 

[jdcamb]

I gotta remember to never click on one of your threads while I am masturbating to a picture of Lovebunnys Girlfriend. I love muffintops by the way. The deleted pic has been firmly placed in my spank bank by the way....

 

[stinkyboy]

Jeebus, you're more of a girl that the mullet rag changer.

No kidding.

I have a couple links I could post that would put you in the psych ward forever...

 

[X3pilot]

I bet she has a mullet and was wearing flannel.

 

[Luckdog]

And they say Im twisted.

 

[Serial Midget]

Years ago one of my coworkers stopped our maintenance man and said something like - "one of the toilets in the ladies is plugged - don't freak out, I have a bladder infection".

Why, why would she say that???

 

[Leppah]

I gotta remember to never click on one of your threads while I am masturbating to a picture of Lovebunnys Girlfriend. I love muffintops by the way. The deleted pic has been firmly placed in my spank bank by the way....

that picture has been put in the front of my underwear. If i actually wore any.

 

[Toshi]

"renowned"

unless you meant that she recreated something as a noun

 

[manimal]

i was in an apartment in the projects where i work looking for a wanted subject in a bedroom. on my way up the tiny stairs i heard some commotion coming from the bathroom. thinking it was my bad guy i pushed open the door only to find a naked lady sitting on the toilet. she said, "he's not in here baby", pulled back the shower curtain, then closed the door.
i found the dude under the bed in the next room and, while i was doing the whole arrest thing, the lady in the bathroom yells out..."HEY BABY..CAN YOU HAND ME ONE OF THOSE SANITARY NAPKINS BESIDE THE BED...I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE"

i promptly left with my bad guy and didn't look back.

 

[Serial Midget]

"renowned"

unless you meant that she recreated something as a noun

Or maybe she was a former nun?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

i was in an apartment in the projects where i work looking for a wanted subject in a bedroom. on my way up the tiny stairs i heard some commotion coming from the bathroom. thinking it was my bad guy i pushed open the door only to find a naked lady sitting on the toilet. she said, "he's not in here baby", pulled back the shower curtain, then closed the door.
i found the dude under the bed in the next room and, while i was doing the whole arrest thing, the lady in the bathroom yells out..."HEY BABY..CAN YOU HAND ME ONE OF THOSE SANITARY NAPKINS BESIDE THE BED...I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE"

i promptly left with my bad guy and didn't look back.

What happened to " to serve and protect " ?

 

[JohnE]

next time you go in...ask her how her cock stranglers are....

...or her mouse clickers...

 

[lovebunny]

What happened to " to serve and protect " ?

there in no part of serve and protect does it say that he must give a sanitary napkin to women with bloody vaginas.

 

[JohnE]

...check the small print. They dont tell you about it in the recruiting videos.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

i was in an apartment in the projects where i work looking for a wanted subject in a bedroom. on my way up the tiny stairs i heard some commotion coming from the bathroom. thinking it was my bad guy i pushed open the door only to find a naked lady sitting on the toilet. she said, "he's not in here baby", pulled back the shower curtain, then closed the door.
i found the dude under the bed in the next room and, while i was doing the whole arrest thing, the lady in the bathroom yells out..."HEY BABY..CAN YOU HAND ME ONE OF THOSE SANITARY NAPKINS BESIDE THE BED...I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE"

i promptly left with my bad guy and didn't look back.

Well you're very lucky she didn't bleed to death.:biggrin: