That was that terrible movie with Stallone where he travels to the future.....Sandra Bullock was in it......
edit: demolition man
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edit: demolition man
"Its only a model..."
"That mans pissin on my hedge!.... Oi you Stop pissin on my hedge, it's imported! It comes special from Egypt!"
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. it is a silly place....
Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...
Can't you just act like a human boy for a second here?
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
Very true. I stand corrected.
"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"
Three Amigos.
"I hate coconut. It's not the taste, it's the consistency"
Heh. Gotta watch that again...
"You're going the wrong way!!!!!!"
Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the moviegoing public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "F@#k you."
What Shih Tzus need rescuing anyway? You don't see Shih Tzus straggling around the streets in an old coat "help, alms for the poor".
Zombieland
To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Ahh, tentacles...nt!
Its a damn shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that...
Men at Work?
"I'm as sober as a bird"
This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.
Best in Show
"Nice Marmot."
" you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.
from the same move:
You were masturbating!
I was not! I was massaging my colon!
Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!
You were masturbating!
I was not! I was massaging my colon!
Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!
That's no second rate movie...
That is true. Will have to watch that one again.