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freerider858

Chimp
Aug 14, 2005
61
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Bay Area
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I ****ed the corpse
I'm a nasty nigga when you pass me nigga look me in my eye
tell me to my ****ing face that you ready to die
you be a dead mother****er red mother****er
don't get stupid you heard what I said mother****er

DMX
You beat me to it!
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,683
4,912
North Van
"I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on an
they ain't leaving 'til six in the monin'

Whatcha gonna do? sheeyet
I got a pocket full of rubbers
and my homeboys do too."

What a cunning linguist that Snoop...
 

lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
7,310
209
San Diego, California, United States
i got my vans on but they look like sneakaz
yeah they old skool like high top adidas
rock the slip ons they slide real easy like blunts
they a punk rock shoe so they get real dirty
the sole kinda thick like a big booty chick
a big booty chick yeah thats what i said
36 dollas cash em out for some vaaannns
 

Jeff P.

Monkey
Nov 13, 2006
176
0
East Bay, Ca
- Sage Francis Makeshift Patriot
That is what i was going to post...sucks to work and making me slack on my intraweb time.

Heres my contribution:
Brother Ali- Forest Whitiker
And whatever comes up comes out
We don't put our hands over our mouth
Whatever comes up comes out
Please mister bass-man lay it on me

Ayo, Dependin on the day, and dependin on what I ate
I'm anywhere from 20 to 35 pounds over weight
I got red eyes and one of them's lazy
and they both squint when the sun shines so I look crazy
I'm albino man, I know I'm pink and pale
And I'm hairy as hell, everywhere but fingernails
I shave a cranium that ain't quite shaped right
Face tight, shiny, I stay up and write late nights
My wardrobe is jeans and faded shirts
A mixture of what I like, and what I wear to work
I'm not mean and got a neck full of razor bumps
I'm not the classic profile of what the ladies want
You might think I'm depressed as can be
But when I look in the mirror I see sexy ass me
And if that's somethin that you cant respect then that's peace
My life's better without you actually
To everyone out there, who's a little different
I say damn a magazine, these are gods fingerprints
You can call me ugly but cant take nothing from me
I am what I am doctor you ain't gotta love me

Awesome Track.
JP
 

hokie77

Chimp
Dec 5, 2007
60
0
Virginia
Had 'em stealin' out their cribs cuz my crack tastes like ribs,
I'm out in the mornin' with the rest of you rookies,
You out there sellin' them dimes *itch I'm out there sellin' them cookies.

-The Last Notorious BIG, "Take that sh** to trial"
 

dan wask

Turbo Monkey
May 11, 2006
1,463
0
B-More Maryland
I have way tooo many. I'll list my top three.

Army of the Pharaohs- Dump the Clip
all of it is fantastic, but Celph Titled's bars are amazing


Beastie Boys- Root Down (freezone remix, the beat is way better)


"Enough Of That, I Just Want To Give Some Respect Due
M.C.A. Grab The Mic And The Ma Bell Will Connect You
Bob Marley Was A Prophet For The Freedom Fight
"If Dancin' Prays To The Lord Then I Shall Feel Alright"
It Feels To Play A Little Music
Tears Running Down My Face 'Cause I Love To Do It
And No One Can Stop This Flow From Flowing On
A Flow Master In Disaster With A Sound That's Gone
I'll Give A Little Shout Out To My Dad And Mom
For Bringing Me Into This World And So On"

And now for something completely different...

Cage-Suicidal Failure

"broke both my arms,my neck smashed my themar
got up somehow and lived in front of a beamer
cracked my ribcage, look what you did cage,your dying
but im not dead yet im still trying
cut my wrist and walked past some crips bleeding red
in hopes that I get shot in the f**king head"
 
Jan 29, 2005
216
0
We proceeded on a country road
His mother's eyes withered swoll
Her child was never comin home
Said a prayer for his soul
As the coffin had closed, committed to the earth below
First seed she would sew, would be a tree never grown
Shade that was never known
Who controls the Terrordome, the member hearts made of stone
Who love only what they own
-Mos Def "A Tree Never Grown"
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
Drop that, now they want me to rap and give
Say something positive, well positive ain't where I live
I live right around the corner from West Hell
Two blocks from South Sh!t, and once in a jail cell
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
Haha. That's much better DD.

Here are the rules again...

1. NO KID ROCK, NO INCUBUS, Kris Kross can stay.

2. NO CUTTING AND PASTING OF WHOLE SONGS! Just a phrase is enough.
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
Um, no. You suck for posting that.

RULE #3 - NO WEIRD AL OR ANY OTHER CORNY A$$ SH!T THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO REAL HIP HOP
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
0
da Burgh
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldnt wait to rock her world
I said hey good looking, what you got cooking?
What have I done stuck my d*ck in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend dave
Calls her mrs. microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor!

~Kool Moe Dee~

:pirate2::monkeydance::rofl:
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
FYI: Real Hip-Hop aint listened to by whitey wanna be's

:disgust1:
Real hip hop is listened to by lots of people regardless of skin color. If you don't, then there's no reason to ruin a perfectly fine thread for others. We don't go around ruining your threads about... about whatever it is middle aged white people are into.

Back on track...

Egypt was the place that Alexander The Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot off they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?

- Nas "I Can"
 

jasride

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2006
1,069
5
PA
I know you wanna............
you know you wanna............

I know you wanna............
you know you wanna..........

I know you wanna.........
you know you wanna.......

Gimmy the fingaaaa!!!!

Black Sheep
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
"I like the Whopper, fvck the Big Mac." - Rob Base

"I'm the dope man, yeah boy wear corduroy
Money up to here, but unemployed." - Eazy E
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
"Dog in da baff tub, da baff tub. Rub a dub dub, rub a dub dub dub, balls in the a**hole, the a**hole"
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,655
1,129
NORCAL is the hizzle
Great thread, but just impossible. Here are the first three that came to mind:

I'm the comet like Muhammed
with the verbal rope-a-dope.

-Blackalicious

When I crawl I comes correct,
So if ya bitch in my sh*t
it's ya bitch you check, n*gg*

-Dre

I am the
hip hop hippottamus,
my rhymes are bottomless...(rap over)

-Flight of the Concords
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,340
13,638
directly above the center of the earth
Parliament: Motor Booty Affair--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


"Mr. Wiggles" {G Clinton, B Worrell, M Hampton}
From the ocean comes a notion
that the real eyes lies in rhythm,
and the rhythm of vision is a dancer.
From the lookin' come the seeing,
one with real eyes realize
the rhythm of vision is a dancer,
and when he dance, it's always on the one.

Going down you can see sounds of silence.
primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye.
The one with real eyes realize that......
is that everything is on the one.

Mr. Wiggles: (coming in after "eye") ........
Ee Dee Awk, Oh, I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with the record
machine,
sayin' Ooh-papa-doo, how d'y'all do,
I'm Mr. Wiggles the Worm, these are my ladies Giggle and Squirm.
(Without.......?.......Funkenstein I will never dance )
Three bionic idiots ("Eat the worm!")
Your deejays for the Affair,
Where we'll be gettin' down and won't be comin' up for air. (hahahah)
May I have this swim? (I will never dance, I'll never dance )

Mr. Wiggles here, sayin' May we funk you?
(Everything is on the one, ha,ha )
(...Eat the worm)
(Three blind mice, heh, heh.......run around the one )

I got a string on my thing (Mmh),
Rhythm in my thing (Wind me up),
I can do my thing underwater
I got a string attached to my thing,
when you pull my string,
I can do my thing like I oughta

Ooh, the Motor Booty Affair--this IS the big one.
The marathon, not your average 50-yard dash of funk.
The Olympics, cross-country style.
(Eenie meenie miney wiggle) Ho!

Comin' to you from #1 Bimini Road, (I got a string on my thang)
in beautiful downtown Atlantis (Rhythm in my thing)
Where you might see the jellyfish jammin' with the salmon,
(I can do my thing underwater)
Come face to face with a mouth named Jaws, (I got a string attached to my thing)
Freak out with a Mermaid named Rita, (When you pull my string)
And meet Mr. Wiggles the Worm (I can do my thing like I oughta)

I got wheels on my thang (Oh!)
Real in my thang (Emerald city!)
I can do my thang underwater
I got a string attached to my thang (Hghmm!)
when you pull my string,
I can do my thang like I oughta

Check me out,
I can slide between the molecules of wetness like an eel through seeweed,
one slithering idiot.
Mr. Wiggles here...
Your DJ for the Affair,
Where we'll be gettin' down and won't be coming up for air,
So you can leave your nose at home.
You might wanna rent a blowhole. OH!

(That's how it goes in the land of no nose)

Let me bait my rap (Heh!)
Go Wiggle (The best stroke is the breast stroke)
This fish tale begins, where most fish tails end (Eenie meeny miney wiggle)
With a school of fool fish (Eenie meeny miney wiggle)
Playin' hooky from school, but gettin caught AND LIKIN' IT!!!

I got a string on my thang (OH!)
Reel in my thang (Go Wiggle Ya'll)
I can do my thang underwater
I got a string attached to my thang (Yo yo)
(blow it out your blowhole )
wheel on my string (Aquaboogie baby!)
I can do my thang like I oughta
(you're just a clone illusion, heh heh!)

Eee ditty I, Oh, I'm jock and I'm back on the scene with my record
machine, sayin', Ooh poppa doo how ya'll doin'?

Mr. Wiggles the Worm here (Go Wiggle?!)

Sayin' this is an underwater story in the fields of your mind
(I can do my thing underwater)
We're swimmin' past a clock who has its hand behind its back
On past reality, he ain't lookin' for a moment (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
We'll leave a candle in the windows of our conscious mind,
and we'll find our way back to the one end time.
( I got wheels on my thang....etc....)
(Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
The Motor Booty Affair, where you can dance underwater and not get wet
(I got a string attached to my thang)
Aqua dooloop-a-baby
(When you pull my string)
Rhythm.
(I can do my thing like I oughta)

Mr. Wiggles here on roller skates and a yo-yo (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
Actin' the FOOL, one slithering idiot,
These are my ladies Giggles and Squirm
We are three bionic worms (Eenie meanie miney wiggle)
Your DJ for the affair (Sliding through the water without gettin' wet)
(Eenie meanie miney wiggle?)
and I can do my thang underwater, HA! (Eenie meanie miney wiggle...)

Comin' to you live from #1 Bimini Road,
in the Emerald City, downtown Atlantis, on W-E-F-U-N-K,
we funk, we funk (I got to wiggle)
and we funk
( You gotta wiggle? hee hee)
and we wiggle ( Eenie Meenie Miney Wiggle)
and we funk, OH!

Mr. Wiggles here, (Go Wiggle! NO! )
sayin' Eee to the ock,
Oh I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with my record machine
sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'?

Go wiggle!
To all the fish and the fishies, go wiggle!
To all the fish and the fishes, go wiggle! (YO!)

Eee to the ock,
Oh I'm the jock and I'm back on the scene with my record machine
sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle!
(Dancin' underwater and not getting wet)

OHHH!! GO WIGGLE!!! GO WIGGLE!!!!!

From the ocean comes the notion that real lies in the eyes of rhythm
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer (Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
and......)
from the lookin' comes the seeing,
one with real eyes realize that the rhythm of vision is a dancer
and when he dance it's always on the one. (Aquadooloop baby!)
Goin' down you could see sounds of silence
primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye,
(What in the world is that worm talkin' about?)
and the ones with real eyes realize that everything is on the one. Go Wiggle!
(Eee to the ock, oh to the jock, back on the scene...)
YO!
(...with my record machine, sayin ooh papa do
how ya'll doin'?)
This is the [back side?], go wiggle!

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop go wiggle!
(You can't....???????????????...)
Swimmin on past your conscious mind, who's tied up for a moment
but he'll be back on time. In the meantime.... go wiggle!