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Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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H8R said:
Check in with DHG for pre-screening....

WAIT - CRAP - she's not around.


See Laura.

Oh, and pick up some ammo on your way to the 11:00am meeting tomorrow.
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You didn't hear? The 11 AM has been resheduled to a PM for the VIP who needs a DOU on the SOP so that the NOC can start the recofiguration ASAP.

The ammo has been ordered but were waiting on the vendor who's waiting on the supplier who has a problem with the specs.

I still need your office. See Lumberg about the move.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Ciaran said:
You didn't hear? The 11 AM has been resheduled to a PM for the VIP who needs a DOU on the SOP so that the NOC can start the recofiguration ASAP.

The ammo has been ordered but were waiting on the vendor who's waiting on the supplier who has a problem with the specs.

I still need your office. See Lumberg about the move.
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Re: the ammo -

I hve S/C frm the vndr for the PO - the ETD ws A-Ok..WTF? I chck'd the C/I, the P/L and the MID - all chck fine - even the FCA ws rvd - the S/O is alrdy cnfrmd as well.

Pls chk the CI again - tks.

Rgds -

H8R


PS - my office is getting a new disconnect panel for the arc furnace installed - sorry.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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DRB said:
Goddammit people if I have told you once I've told you a million times, get the right f'ing coversheet on those goddamn TPS reports.
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Right. I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo.
 
J

JRB

Guest
This has worked so well that I think I'll employ this team to fix my home network.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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loco said:
This has worked so well that I think I'll employ this team to fix my home network.
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Someone call HR - we have a headhunter here.
 
J

JRB

Guest
H8R said:
Someone call HR - we have a headhunter here.
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Well - I am not only order follow up, but HR as well. This was approved to be posted on the bulletin board.
 
dfinn

dfinn

Turbo Monkey
Jul 24, 2003
2,129
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SL, UT
loco said:
Well - I am not only order follow up, but HR as well. This was approved to be posted on the bulletin board.
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we stopped using the bulletin board. there is now a company blog.
 
J

JRB

Guest
dfinn said:
we stopped using the bulletin board. there is now a company blog.
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Fack!!! HR is always last to know. I am sure they already know in finance and the warehouse, huh??
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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loco said:
Fack!!! HR is always last to know. I am sure they already know in finance and the warehouse, huh??
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Listen, if BS sees all this we are in HUGE trouble. Keep that chatter on the down-low, ok?


Finance knows, the warehouse knows - even maintenance. You guys just don't pay attention.



I really hope this shock thing works out - can we get a little synergy here?
 
dfinn

dfinn

Turbo Monkey
Jul 24, 2003
2,129
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SL, UT
loco said:
Fack!!! HR is always last to know. I am sure they already know in finance and the warehouse, huh??
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who knows. check the blog. I can't spend all day dealing with this BS.
 
J

JRB

Guest
I saw your comments in the "printer" thread, H8R. We just got out of staff and you are going to need to be in sexual harassment training for a week, followed by the two week leadership program. My assistant will be in touch to inform you of your agenda.
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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loco said:
I saw your comments in the "printer" thread, H8R. We just got out of staff and you are going to need to be in sexual harassment training for a week, followed by the two week leadership program. My assistant will be in touch to inform you of your agenda.
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Tell your assistant not to bother. I'm out on assignment - BS needs a roadtrip route planned that visits every legal casino and whorehouse in the country. Even the lousy ones.

I've been chosen to do recon.

Get Bacon Boy to go for me, I'll get the Cliff notes from him later. (edit - he needs it more than me anyway)
 
J

JRB

Guest
BurlyShirley said:
..In case anyone's interested, Im supposed to have my parts middle of next week.
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Way to f*cking circumvent the system, leaving us all homeless, jackass. :mumble:
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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BurlyShirley said:
..In case anyone's interested, Im supposed to have my parts middle of next week.
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THAT LATE?

Someone's going to have to answer to this in the Logistics dept.
 
J

JRB

Guest
H8R said:
Tell your assistent not to bother. I'm out on assignment - BS needs a roadtrip route planned that visits every legal casino and whorehouse in the country. Even the lousy ones.

I've been chosen to do recon.

Get Bacon Boy to go for me, I'll get the Cliff notes from him later.
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Memo -

To: All "best friggin' parts provider" employees


It seems that BurlyShirley is better at parts acquistion than we are here at "best friggin' parts provider" and has gone direct, shattering our business model. Kenneth Bacon has also sold off the "fat" of the company, leaving us in turmoil. Your ESOC is worthless and you will not be receiving you last check. My advice as Director of HR is to get really drunk at lunch and have sex in the lobby this afternoon. Your lives are worthless now. You may as well have fun.

5/11/2006
 
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