[eric strt6]

Ted Cruz's Logo: Hilariously Appropriate
Feb 04, 2016 3:02pm PST by Hlinko
You know that “TrusTed” logo? The one with TRUS and TED merged, yet separated via different colors?

Turns out that when you Google “TRUS”, the logo at once becomes hilarious and hilariously appropriate:

"A transrectal ultrasound (TRUS) is an ultrasound technique that is used to view a man's prostate and surrounding tissues. The ultrasound transducer (probe) sends sound waves through the wall of the rectum into the prostate gland, which is located directly in front of the rectum."

Yup, that’s the very top Google result. Basically, it’s an anal probe. Which makes us even more certain that he’s actually an alien.

Well done, Ted!

 

[kidwoo]

Come 'ere bebeh! Taste the freedom.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Come 'ere bebeh! Taste the freedom.

That so needs some creepy lizard tongue action.

 

[Westy]

That so needs some creepy lizard tongue action.

The lizard people take offense with the association.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

The lizard people take offense with the association.

Golden opportunity for an animated gif.

 

[Beef Supreme]

Come 'ere bebeh! Taste the freedom.

Worst porno ever.

 

[DaveW]

Oh?
You haven't seen Carrot top's one yet?

 

[DaveW]

Enjoy that mental image.

 

[mykel]

Enjoy that mental image.

I hate you.

 

[Westy]

Oh?
You haven't seen Carrot top's one yet?

 

[stevew]

https://i.imgur.com/yQQ0Ebg.gifv

 

[stevew]

 

[kidwoo]

I never knew shaun palmer was such a fan.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Oh?
You haven't seen Carrot top's one yet?

Enjoy that mental image.

NSFW

 

[DaveW]

Now now, don't be angry Mr tinsmith.

 

[Jim Mac]

 

[eric strt6]

"WARNING"viewing may cause you to want to poke your eyes out {frontal Nudity}

NSFW

 

[eric strt6]

 

[stevew]

 

[jackalope]

Mods, can we get this emoji added to the rating options?

 

[stevew]

 

[IH8Rice]

 

[eric strt6]

 

[eric strt6]

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[stevew]

 

[mykel]

 

[eric strt6]

 

[Westy]

 

[Jim Mac]

Pre-order yours now before Halloween!

 

[jimmydean]

NSFW

 

[DaveW]

My eyezzzzz they burn!!!!

 

[eric strt6]

Thought so

The "Real" Ted Cruz

NSFW

 

[Nick]

Thought so

hey poopdeck! two posts up^^^ !!!

 

[Pesqueeb]

hey poopdeck! two posts up^^^ !!!

Jesus. Even @mandown would let something drop to the next page before reposting.

 

[mandown]

Jesus. Even @mandown would let something drop to the next page before reposting.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

View attachment 121634

That artwork could work for a Weird Al album cover as well.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[jimmydean]

 

[eric strt6]