[Jeremy R]

What are some real life names that crack you up?
I am not talking about made up funny ones like:

Phil McCrevis
Hue G. Rection
Ben Dover etc....

I want to hear actual names of people that you have met or know.
There is this one lady who calls our office and her married name is
Sharon Cox. There is also another guy around here named Richard Hunter and he goes by Dick. He says his full name everytime he calls and I always spit coffee across the room.
Oh, one more, this is not funny but more shameful.
This young couple around here had a baby named Crystal Leer, and they gave her the middle name of "Shanda". :mumble:
Anyway.
Name away.

 

[Ciaran]

I work with a Hoare. She has parties at the Hoare house. (It's pronounced like whore)

Used to work with a Miss Ramclam. No explaination needed there.

And there are numerous Slutskis here too.

 

[binary visions]

I went to school with a brother and a sister with the last name of Thyme.

Their names?

Justin and Summer

Stupid parents :nuts:

 

[motomike]

Had a friend named Richard Peck. that's all I think...

 

[Jabuttri]

There was a kid at my highscholl named Zapper and a middle school teacher named Richard Little but when you got your schedual it was litstd last name first.

 

[Tenchiro]

I talked to a guy once named Harry Nutzack, I swear to god I almost lost it when he said it. Then I checked the customer database and sure enough he was in there.

 

[BikeGeek]

In the town where I grew up, there was an OB/Gyn named "Dr. Grabb."

 

[urbaindk]

I went to highschool with a kid whose name was Lance Boyle. He had real bad acne too.

 

[captainpolution]

jamal

shaniqua

Iem Houng

 

[Cooter Brown]

I played ball against a guy named Micheal Hunt, he went by 'Mike'

 

[valve bouncer]

Wayne King
Barb Dwyer
Richard Siemen
All people I've known along the way.

 

[Angus]

Well anybody whose name is Richard but goes by Dick is a potential.

My Fav's

Dick Trickle (retired race driver)
Dick Shaver (some guy on sports radio in Arkansas)
Dick Longing (a realtor)

 

[stinkyboy]

My high school dream girl: Wendy Cox

Saw photos from the 20th reunion: Wendy = Hideous

What happened Wendy, what happened?

 

[sanjuro]

Someone named their baby Xena (and it was not after the tv action star)

 

[Jeremy R]

In the town where I grew up, there was an OB/Gyn named "Dr. Grabb."

Ha, that reminds me.
My orthodontist was "Dr. Smiley"
And yes, I know that sounds made up, so look him up in Spartanburg, SC.
These things are too dumb to make up.

 

[Heidi]

One of our customers has the last name "Cockburn". LMAO

 

[blt2ride]

There was a guy in high school whose last name was Dickover...

 

[binary visions]

In the town where I grew up, there was an OB/Gyn named "Dr. Grabb."

Ahh, that reminds me. We had a gynecologist in my town growing up named "Dr. Spear"

 

[valve bouncer]

This pic always cracks me up

 

[airwalkrob]

Yeah went to school with a girl named Angel Dickhard . oh and met a girl in hendersonville named " B.J. Head "

 

[bluebug32]

We had a health/sex ed teacher in HS named Dick Payne. He rufused to touch a condom and would pick it up using forcepts (sp?).

 

[pixelninja]

I was in Boy Scouts with a Donald Duckworth....the 3rd

 

[Atomic Dog]

There's a guy around here by the name of Richard Hair. Goes by the name Dick.

 

[MMike]

I was in Boy Scouts with a Donald Duckworth....the 3rd

I dated a Patricia Duckworth for 6 years....no relation I'm, guessing...

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

chuck norris

 

[Yossarian]

Ha, that reminds me.
My orthodontist was "Dr. Smiley"
And yes, I know that sounds made up, so look him up in Spartanburg, SC.
These things are too dumb to make up.

I think I used to go to Dr. Smiley when I lived in Spartanburg

 

[Alpha Kenny Body]

celdonio
bonifacio
delfino>> comes for DOLPHINS
concha>> seashell
marciano>>from mars
sotero>> like when a man is single

 

[Trainwreck]

There's a realtor here in town whose name is Gary Swallows. Wouldn't want that one!

 

[GumbaFish]

Richard Hard...poor kid

 

[bluebug32]

I went to an Ear/nose/throat doctor named Dr. Nosal

 

[JRogers]

Some that I know

Sherlock Holmes (seriously....an African dude named Sherlock Holmes)
Livingston Blease Sheehan McNeer (guy I knew in high school; we called him "B")
Terrin Hymen (I am not kidding)

 

[DHS]

years ago when i'd go to college hockey games. there was a Jeremy Hiscock.
just hearing the annoucer say, "Hiscock Scored!" was hilarious.
"hiscock knocked the net loose"
more people would go to the games because of it

 

[beestiboy]

I have met both Richard Hair and Richard Fur and they both go by you guessed it Dick. Also met a girl in Highschool her last name was June, and her parents thought April May was a good name. I had her pull out the drivers license on that one.

 

[RhinofromWA]

New a guy named Peter Littlewood....

cracked me up to say it.

Guy at work here is named Harry Hwang.....

 

[TreeSaw]

I have a student named Amy Fisher (remember the Joey Buttafuco case) and my Catholic Priest's name is Father Condon but every child calls him Father Condom

 

[beestiboy]

Ohh i forgot my shop teacher was Mr. Bader and we all called him Master.

 

[Greyhound]

OK.....I had a sculpture professor at East Carolina by the name of Richard "Dick" Spiller. Went by Dick, too. Got a friend named Richard "Dick" Pore. But he goes by Ricky. I keep telling him he needs to go by Dickie.

 

[Velocity Girl]

Went to school with a guy who's last name was Butt

Some of my favorites of the football players when I went to U of M were:
Mercury Hayes - seemed pretty fitting for a guy who could run
Elvis Grbac - I mean really, who names their kid Elvis

 

[BAH]

A dentist that Sara temped for in Olympia's name is Anita Fok. I'm not kidding -google it. hahaha We are thinking about introducing her to the guy who does our windshield work Rusty Cox.

 

[Snacks]

A dentist that Sara temped for in Olympia's name is Anita Fok. I'm not kidding -google it. hahaha We are thinking about introducing her to the guy who does our windshield work Rusty Cox.

Hahah...we have a lady at work named Anita Hair