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stoney

stoney

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Jul 26, 2006
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This shit keeps getting better.

Collusion around illegal funding from Ted Cruz.

www.salon.com

QAnon sympathizer failed to disclose fundraising ties to Ted Cruz: FEC

Cruz gave Lauren Boebert $70,500 on the same day that he asked the DOJ to probe Netflix for alleged child porn
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Substantial food poisoning incident related to her restaurant.
www.postindependent.com

Editorial: County dodged a bullet on food poisoning

Let’s wrap up loose ends about the food poisoning incident June 5 at the Rifle Rodeo.In part because Garfield County was only partially transparent about the incident and its
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Refusal to follow court orders
www.realvail.com

More evidence of Boebert's legal troubles emerges - Real Vail

Editor’s note: This story on the legal troubles and ongoing defiance of state and local laws and regulations by 3rd Congressional District (including the western two-thirds of Eagle County) candidate Lauren Boebert first appeared in the Colorado Times Recorder: About three years ago, the...
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This woman's story keeps getting better and better... I truly feel safer knowing that she's part of Congress.
 
jonKranked

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stoney said:
Refusal to follow court orders
www.realvail.com

More evidence of Boebert's legal troubles emerges - Real Vail

Editor’s note: This story on the legal troubles and ongoing defiance of state and local laws and regulations by 3rd Congressional District (including the western two-thirds of Eagle County) candidate Lauren Boebert first appeared in the Colorado Times Recorder: About three years ago, the...
www.realvail.com www.realvail.com
This woman's story keeps getting better and better... I truly feel safer knowing that she's part of Congress.
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fAkE lAwS
 
Full Trucker

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
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Nick

Nick

My name is Nick
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where the trails are
this feels like a great opportunity to remind everyone that just around the corner from Ms BatShit Crazy's dirty-ass gunslingin' grill is the best damn polish food west of Chicago.
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Pesqueeb

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Riding the baggage carousel.
stoney said:
Refusal to follow court orders
www.realvail.com

More evidence of Boebert's legal troubles emerges - Real Vail

Editor’s note: This story on the legal troubles and ongoing defiance of state and local laws and regulations by 3rd Congressional District (including the western two-thirds of Eagle County) candidate Lauren Boebert first appeared in the Colorado Times Recorder: About three years ago, the...
www.realvail.com www.realvail.com

This woman's story keeps getting better and better... I truly feel safer knowing that she's part of Congress.
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Despite the report’s conclusions, Boebert refused to take full responsibility for the poisonings, disputing the number of people affected and implying that the real cause was the “level of filth that was on the grandstands at the fairgrounds,” including “fecal matter” that was “never tested.”
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She blames it on literal bullshit. :rofl:
 
Toshi

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Oct 23, 2001
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Has her husband's indecent exposure been discussed? She was present.

Republican CD-3 candidate Lauren Boebert’s husband arrested in ’04 for indecent exposure to a minor – AnneLandmanBlog.com

A Garfield County Sheriff's Office arrest report (pdf) has surfaced showing Lauren Boebert's husband, Jayson, was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing his penis to young women at the Rifle Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley. One of the victims was a minor who was 16 years old. Lauren married...
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kidwoo

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Aug 25, 2003
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Toshi said:
Has her husband's indecent exposure been discussed? She was present.

Republican CD-3 candidate Lauren Boebert’s husband arrested in ’04 for indecent exposure to a minor – AnneLandmanBlog.com

A Garfield County Sheriff's Office arrest report (pdf) has surfaced showing Lauren Boebert's husband, Jayson, was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing his penis to young women at the Rifle Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley. One of the victims was a minor who was 16 years old. Lauren married...
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at a bowling alley

always on brand!
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

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Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
Toshi said:
Has her husband's indecent exposure been discussed? She was present.

Republican CD-3 candidate Lauren Boebert’s husband arrested in ’04 for indecent exposure to a minor – AnneLandmanBlog.com

A Garfield County Sheriff's Office arrest report (pdf) has surfaced showing Lauren Boebert's husband, Jayson, was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing his penis to young women at the Rifle Fireside Lanes Bowling Alley. One of the victims was a minor who was 16 years old. Lauren married...
annelandmanblog.com annelandmanblog.com
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Hmmm... was one of the women Lauren? :think:

kidwoo said:
at a bowling alley

always on brand!
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:homer:
 
Toshi

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I have 'woo on the ignore list for his loco-nipples shenanigans. Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
Full Trucker

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SkaredShtles said:
Hmmm... was one of the women Lauren? :think:




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The way I am reading the article, it sounds like she was there but with her future husband's party...

Jayson’s now-wife Lauren, currently the Republican Party candidate for House Representative in the 3rd Congressional District, was present during the bowling alley incident and was listed in the report as a victim under her maiden name, Lauren Opal Roberts, but only the two other female victims gave a statement to the officers. Lauren and two other men in the party besides Jayson were told to leave the bowling alley and not to return to the establishment any more.
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She's listed as a "victim" but then also asked to leave and never return.
 
Full Trucker

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Rumor has it she was tweeting Pelosi's location in the building during the occupation to the rioters per a piece in today's Raw Story
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Not rumor. In this tweet (still visible today) she indicated that they were all locked in the House Chambers, and then she followed up with this tweet (also still online as of right now) that indicated the speaker was taken somewhere else. So, it's not giving the exact location of the Speaker of the House, but it is broadcasting where not to look.



IMO it's a little bit of a stretch to say she was "tweeting Pelosi's location in the building during the occupation to the rioters" but not a big stretch. Not even a medium stretch. Barely a stretch at all.

She had also tweeted "Today is 1776" early that same day, which really seems curious. I don't like to get too wrapped up in tin foil hat shit, but tweeting that out is really a bit too coincidental to me. Also of note, when speaking on the House floor, I believe she made a comment that she had "constituents outside the building right now" that she needed to represent.
 
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Nick

Nick

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where the trails are
I hope somebody doesn't firebomb her restaurant in Rifle.








because that would only leave the BEST DAMN POLISH FOOD IN COLORADO for folks passing thru!
 
Full Trucker

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The photo for this story looks to have been taken on the same day: same t-shirt, black hairband around left wrist, brass rail and stone building visible, blah blah blah. If it's the same day, it's from a Second Amendment rally on the steps of the Colorado Capitol on Saturday, Dec. 7, 2019.

 
6thElement

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Watching late news, they said they she released a statement today blaming the Democrats, Madonna, Johnny Depp and Robert De Niro for the issues last week......NUTS!
 
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