[Jm_]

Rep. Lauren Boebert to switch congressional districts and run in safer GOP territory

In the 2022 midterms, Boebert, R-Colo., won re-election by less than 600 votes.

www.nbcnews.com

Time to start the hand jokes again NOW

 

[DaveW]

I'm sure you will have that job well in hand.

 

[mandown]

Time to knuckle down and finish what she started.

 

[rideit]

Maybe we’ll get lucky, and she’ll have a stroke.

 

[Toshi]

she might not like what comes to the surface when she digs her nails in and pulls hard

 

[DaveW]

Maybe we’ll get lucky, and she’ll have a stroke.

Or several.

 

[jstuhlman]

you guys are really groping around for clever responses.

 

[mandown]

you guys are really groping around for clever responses.

Shots in the dark.

 

[jonKranked]

It will be a miracle if glory if she can dig herself out of this hole.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Taking a real hands on approach to some stiff competition.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dear OP, is she about to be your congressional representative?

Perhaps @stoney can convince a majority of his neighbors to *not* vote for the crazy lady.

Ah, who are we kidding.

Enjoy your new representative, @stoney.

 

[DaveW]

Perhaps @stoney can convince a majority of his neighbors to *not* vote for the crazy lady.

Ah, who are we kidding.

Enjoy your new representative, @stoney.

I'm sure that Stoney will be upstanding for his new rep and she will be handy to have working hard for her guys.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm sure that Stoney will be upstanding for his new rep and she will be handy to have working hard for her guys.

 

[DaveW]

 

[rideit]

I'm sure that Stoney will be upstanding for his new rep and she will be handy to have working hard for her guys.

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[rideit]

“Deposit your votes here”



(that was not ‘sexist’, it was ‘Boebertist’)

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

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Gah, that reminds me of airbrush books from the 80s. But I know it’s probably just artificial intelligence in that image.

 

[kidwoo]

But I know it’s probably just artificial intelligence in that image.

as is the case with real photographs of her too

 

[stoney]

Perhaps @stoney can convince a majority of his neighbors to *not* vote for the crazy lady.

Ah, who are we kidding.

Enjoy your new representative, @stoney.

GFY.

 

[mandown]

Penis

 

[rideit]

Massacre?

 

[rideit]

Gah, that reminds me of airbrush books from the 80s. But I know it’s probably just artificial intelligence in that image.

I am already really sick of AI styling, but at least we can still tell. Life is gonna get absurd very soon, when no one can tell what's real and what's fake.
On the bright side, maybe boob jobs will become indistinguishable.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

as is the case with real photographs of her too

Um, that was the joke…

 

[kidwoo]

Um, that was the joke…

 

[jimmydean]

I love Ryan Reynolds more every day.

Boebert faults Ryan Reynolds, Barbra Streisand for her district switch

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is blaming Hollywood stars Ryan Reynolds and Barbra Streisand as part of the reason why she decided to switch districts. Boebert accused Hollywood stars of “trying to …

thehill.com

 

[6thElement]

Maybe she'll go to the retiring Lamborn's seat and @Pesqueeb can get a helping hand from her with any issues he might be having.

edit: already posted by the man in the not bad news thread...hmmmm

 

[SkaredShtles]

Maybe she'll go to the retiring Lamborn's seat and @Pesqueeb can get a helping hand from her with any issues he might be having.

edit: already posted by the man in the not bad news thread...hmmmm

So every Republican district in Colorado has their current representatives leaving...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Maybe she'll go to the retiring Lamborn's seat and @Pesqueeb can get a helping hand from her with any issues he might be having.

edit: already posted by the man in the not bad news thread...hmmmm

We're liable to wind up with someone just as nutty.

 

[jonKranked]

We're liable to wind up with someone just as nutty.

Beetlejuice handjobs nutty?

 

[rideit]

Did anyone already mention how apropos the OP title to this thread is?

(nipple me if so, gentlemen).

 

[Pesqueeb]

Can we get some italics around "handles Colorado" in the thread title please?

Did anyone already mention how apropos the OP title to this thread is?

(nipple me if so, gentlemen).

 

[kidwoo]

Can we get some italics around "handles Colorado" in the thread title please?

@stoney : services requested

 

[stoney]

@stoney : services requested

Services provided

 

[kidwoo]

Services provided

just like your new congressional rep next year, I like it!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Maybe she was just trying to jerk him off and missed?

Lauren Boebert’s Ex Called The Cops After Physical Fight in Public on Saturday Night

Police confirmed an “active investigation” into the incident, while a Boebert aide told The Daily Beast that the congresswoman was acting in self-defense.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[4xBoy]

Maybe she was just trying to jerk him off and missed?

Lauren Boebert’s Ex Called The Cops After Physical Fight in Public on Saturday Night

Police confirmed an “active investigation” into the incident, while a Boebert aide told The Daily Beast that the congresswoman was acting in self-defense.

www.thedailybeast.com

The Silt Police



Giggle.

 

[Westy]

The Silt Police



Giggle.

"Miner’s Claim restaurant in Silt"

Never been to that corner of Colorado, but it sounds classy as fuck.

 

[Pesqueeb]

"Miner’s Claim restaurant in Silt"

Never been to that corner of Colorado, but it sounds classy as fuck.

I'm 99% certain it's the only thing left in town since the Booberts shut down their Salmonella Grill. Unless you count the rotating hot dogs at the gas station.

 

[4xBoy]

"Miner’s Claim restaurant in Silt"

Never been to that corner of Colorado, but it sounds classy as fuck.

Man, do I need glasses, I swear it said Slit.