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Ridemonkey: The Movie

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
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Victoria, BC
No, no, that's Endless. Your Weagle was FTW. Edited the post to make that clear.

I had you nailed on the first page. And he was even black.

Although you could apparently now have Robert Downey Jr. play you, too...

ah ok...but Urkel..come on!!
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,502
20,300
Sleazattle
Or if we do a horror movie, he can be the black guy.
"hey, what was that noise, let me go check......."

The opening scene should be MMike taking the garbage out to the curb. Suddenly a badger pops out of nowhere and disembowels a shrieking MMike. As he lays curbside whimpering in a growing pool of blood the garbage man shows up and chokes what little life MMike has left with his own intestines. His body is then unceremoniously tossed into the back of the garbage truck.

cue theme song.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
I dont want to be portrayed by Meg Tilly, a dolphin or Carry Fisher if that's alright with you guys. That huge black dude from 'The Green Mile' should play me.