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Rob Warner's quotes on the go

yuroshek

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wow amazing, thanks! this is gonna be an awesome app while driving with the guys to races. It will be a good contest to see who has watched their freecaster.

The one he said about Neko at fort bill was amazing (sorry neko!)
 
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Mr Lahey

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I could only hope that there is an update for this app following each round of the World Cup!
 
William42

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Dear android users: cry me a river. Claiming that androids are relevant to apps is like claiming that mac's are relevant to games. You knew that when you bought into it. Now you have to deal with it. Wah Wah Wah.

Love, the rest of the world not using a smartphone.
 
al-irl

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dont forget "hes locked in the hotseat like an Austrian in a basement"

Genuis, although would I'm wondering if i have a case for injuries sustained while falling off the couch laughing as a result of Warners lines.
 
Huck Banzai

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William42 said:
Dear android users: cry me a river. Claiming that androids are relevant to apps is like claiming that mac's are relevant to games. You knew that when you bought into it. Now you have to deal with it. Wah Wah Wah.

Love, the rest of the world not using a smartphone.
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Wow - that's a bit of hate. Of course Android is relevant to Apps, they outnumber and outsell iPhones. Whereas, as much as I like Mac's, they are still a midget among giants in overall sales.

If I want an App, I can write it, and don't need big brother Apple's approval. Fortunately this is another worthless app, so I wont be writing it.


And poo! I got the ET and Austria comments onto my FB page, but didn't have the wisdom or speed to get em up in this thread.
 
Fool

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Huck Banzai said:
If I want an App, I can write it, and don't need big brother Apple's approval. Fortunately this is another worthless app, so I wont be writing it.
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I will buy you lobster rolls all summer if you slap one together.
 
jonKranked

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William42 said:
Dear android users: cry me a river. Claiming that androids are relevant to apps is like claiming that mac's are relevant to games. You knew that when you bought into it. Now you have to deal with it. Wah Wah Wah.

Love, the rest of the world not using a smartphone.
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oh man you must live under a rock, or drink a lot of kool-aid
 
Ithnu

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At the Sol Vista Triple DHip last weekend I was trying to get to work through a guy's megaphone. I think I'm going to have to find one with a direct cable plug in, it will be awesome.
 
FlipSide

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Warner is/was special. I remember many quotes, but not the subject or context.

My all-time favorite was "Oooooh! He hit the deck harder than an old lady on a cruise ship". No idea who the rider was, what happened, where and when, but I remember the quote and still have a laugh about it. :)
 
schwaaa31

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Stolen from a commenter on Pinkbike


Look at the time!!
How Danny Hart can sit with balls that big.
He's is on a rampage like a dog with two dicks
He's as loose as a clown running through a minefield
He looks like he's shit a lego deathstar
He's angrier than a man with a fork in a world of sup.
Look at that whip!
Come on Peaty! Get on those f*cking pedals!!!
Steve Peat has done more for downhill mountain biking than Osama Bin Laden has done for terrorism
He hit the deck harder than an old lady on a cruise ship
That's as popular as a ginger-haired step-child
He's all over the place like a monkey dry-humping a football
He's off like a Jewish foreskin
He's off like a Russian boder
This man's got less brain than a service station pasty
That would have opened up his arsehole like a vintage golf bag
He's gone down harder then the US economy
He's going to wake up feeling like his neck took a Viagra
Thats uglier than ET with skin cancer
Although the king of pop might be dead, we still have a thriller for you. So don't sit at home and beat it.
He's letting it all hang out like a fat bird in a bikini
Im sweating like a whore in church
His ass has opened up wider than a hippos yawn!
He wants this more than an out of work rapist
He has gone down faster than one of those french breast implants!!
This is more packed than a Chinese cemetery
Sam Hill: The Winged Assassin/Thunder from Down Under
Gee Atherton: The Vulcan Bomber
Ben Cathro: The World's Tallest Man
 
canadmos

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It obviously won't happen, but I'd subscribe to his patreon or only fans, if he live streamed some commentary.

He's like what Don Cherry and hockey night in canada were when I grew up - the voice of the sport from your perspective.

Or when I used to listen to hockey on AM radio. You got used to who was broadcasting. When that person was out for whatever reason, it sucked.
 
SylentK

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There was a moment, I believe it was with Nigel Page, when Nigel had a good one-liner, and Rob was like "Leave the one liner's to me!" HA!
 
Electric_City

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"And that ladies and gentlemen is as close as you'll get to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia"

Sam Hill race '09
 
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vivisectxi

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interesting; the redbull era has been largely devoid of warner-isms - until today. working on cementing his legacy, now that the end is near, perhaps. also entirely possible he's aware of this list that's been doing the rounds, and this is a cheeky nod.

gonna miss that bloke, regardless.
 
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