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Sam Hill does it again...

davetrump

Turbo Monkey
Jul 29, 2003
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One of your best punchlines ever.

This has got to be an all-time classic rambling thread derailment.

On that note, I heard all Trumpor, Trumpore, Trumpories...are anorexic.
hey hey hey, easy there chub's... i am rocking out at 150 lbs :cheers:

i think all the fat americans are creating an optical illusion
 

ozzemale

Chimp
May 3, 2004
88
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sydney
you guys, haven t seen what s coming out of our youth...
we have a 13 year here called troy brosnan and at a national race would have placed 30th in elite...

you haven't seen the last of us.. and i think unless sam decides to go into the porno industry he ll be there for a while to dominate.

nicho

p.s.: so are we gonna see an increase in americans and canadians coming to race here ... i say come one come all...

Tom patton is a towel. Make sure you tell him that from nicho.
 

Fergus

Chimp
Nov 7, 2006
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Nicho,

you think Troy Brosnans quick wait till you see Conner Fearon year younger and just as quick if not quicker. came second to troy and nat champs and he slipped a pedal on the last straight and also didnt hit the aline on the rock jump where as troy did. you wait conner will clean up like TB did
 

Daver

Monkey
Jun 1, 2005
390
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Shiddeny
you guys, haven t seen what s coming out of our youth...
we have a 13 year here called troy brosnan and at a national race would have placed 30th in elite...

you haven't seen the last of us.. and i think unless sam decides to go into the porno industry he ll be there for a while to dominate.

nicho

p.s.: so are we gonna see an increase in americans and canadians coming to race here ... i say come one come all...

Tom patton is a towel. Make sure you tell him that from nicho.
NO, you're a towel.
 

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
5,078
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Orange, Ca
p.s.: so are we gonna see an increase in americans and canadians coming to race here ... i say come one come all...
Not until there is money back in the game...most americans are just not keen with a life risking sport and being the best at it and not even making six figures....I did not make the rules.
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
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Over your shoulder whispering
And from what I can tell, the trend with North American and European racers is to say the heck with Aussie land and just drive or fly across the borders to South America and their endless mountains and dirt cheap living and absolutely gorgeous women.
brazil, argentina, mexico...
 

FlipFantasia

Turbo Monkey
Oct 4, 2001
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501
Sea to Sky BC
that and aussies are just annoying......although all I ever see of them here is in the winter when they carry on, get RIDICULOUSLY hammered all the time, try to fight, and generally act like immature douchebags the vast majority of the time....
 

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
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Orange, Ca
that and aussies are just annoying......although all I ever see of them here is in the winter when they carry on, get RIDICULOUSLY hammered all the time, try to fight, and generally act like immature douchebags the vast majority of the time....
They never tell you how awesome australia is either ;)
 

davetrump

Turbo Monkey
Jul 29, 2003
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that and aussies are just annoying......although all I ever see of them here is in the winter when they carry on, get RIDICULOUSLY hammered all the time, try to fight, and generally act like immature douchebags the vast majority of the time....

hmmm... sounds like pretty much everyone in boston who come to VT to ski in the winter
 

Rob Munro

Monkey
Jul 22, 2005
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hmmm... sounds like pretty much everyone in boston who come to VT to ski in the winter
must be contagious. sounds just like the buffoons from NY who swarm NJ beaches and bars every summer weekend...

at least the bike riding aussies aren't 230lbs on steroids.
 

FlipFantasia

Turbo Monkey
Oct 4, 2001
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Sea to Sky BC
must be contagious. sounds just like the buffoons from NY who swarm NJ beaches and bars every summer weekend...

at least the bike riding aussies aren't 230lbs on steroids.
luckily whistler just doesn't seem to attract aussies in the summer, maybe they're all home back at school...I'll take the brit's and kiwi's anyday over aussies...OIOIOIGOHOME!
 

ozzemale

Chimp
May 3, 2004
88
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sydney
Is it just me or Americans only decide to travel to another country to envade or establish a democracy(wink wink nudge nudge) of their own....

No seriously stereotyping is easy and pretty immature in my opinion.
If anything i always thought that Canadians were the northern counter part of the Australian chilled out characters.

I m always the type looking forward to meeting new cultures.

P.S. : The girls here aren't that bad either:brows:

nicho
 

ozzemale

Chimp
May 3, 2004
88
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sydney
luckily whistler just doesn't seem to attract aussies in the summer, maybe they're all home back at school...I'll take the brit's and kiwi's anyday over aussies...OIOIOIGOHOME!

Hey don t be bitter because racing is cooler than hucking!

You have the luxury of owning one of the coolest mountain bike park in the world and you just want it for yourself...

I know a huge bunch of aussies there right now but hey i guess you must just be staying at home watching the man show on the comedy channel or something while they re out riding and preparing themselves for crankworks.

nicho
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
Is it just me or Americans only decide to travel to another country to envade or establish a democracy(wink wink nudge nudge) of their own....
Sometimes we invade countries just to help them with their spelling and sentence structure. The first lesson is how to spell color at gunpoint. It gets harder from there.
 

stiksandstones

Turbo Monkey
May 21, 2002
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Orange, Ca
Sometimes we invade countries just to help them with their spelling and sentence structure. The first lesson is how to spell color at gunpoint. It gets harder from there.
At the risk of saying 'comedy gold'
That was the champery run of sam hill of forum posts....
(I mean I think that reply was god damn hilarious)
 

FlipFantasia

Turbo Monkey
Oct 4, 2001
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501
Sea to Sky BC
it's not that I want it for myself, in fact, I never said that anywhere, and I've befriended plenty of foreigners here, as I said....hey I know I was generalizing, but live through a winter of aussie getting ****faced everynight, being obnoxious, and trying to fight with you and you'd tell 'em to piss off too.....but hey, I love being proven wrong!
 

Udi

RM Chief Ornithologist
Mar 14, 2005
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hey nicho - is that nicho off farkin?

what's a frenchie doing causing animosity between aussies and americans!!
 

ozzemale

Chimp
May 3, 2004
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sydney
yep that s me. Mind you when you come across queenslanders i can understand your statement. hahahaha
Hey Udi i m as much aussie i am french, well maybe not but hey i love OZ.

Nicho
 

Udi

RM Chief Ornithologist
Mar 14, 2005
4,915
1,202
haha i know you are getting prepared to invade with the reverse-only tanks once we start fighting amongst each other

good to see ya on here... and thank god for your username, i always thought you were a chick

:busted:
 

Wobbler

Monkey
Jan 22, 2006
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that and aussies are just annoying......although all I ever see of them here is in the winter when they carry on, get RIDICULOUSLY hammered all the time, try to fight, and generally act like immature douchebags the vast majority of the time....
That sounds like what all the americans that come to nz do...
 

BJ-

Monkey
Jul 9, 2004
240
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Australia
haha i know you are getting prepared to invade with the reverse-only tanks once we start fighting amongst each other

good to see ya on here... and thank god for your username, i always thought you were a chick

:busted:
Nicho is a big girl...