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jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,245
14,017
Cackalacka du Nord
kid's taking care of the neighbor's spastic retriever pups...gets up early for that but has to be drug out of bed for school. *smh

otherwise, coffee, bacon, pancakes, wcdh viewing, rex kwon do chauffering, farmer's market, riding, beers...
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
kid's taking care of the neighbor's spastic retriever pups...gets up early for that but has to be drug out of bed for school. *smh
Maybe teacher's puppies are not accessible?

or this?


Edit: The Google of "teacher's puppies" yielded very disappointing results, checked settings and safe search was off. This day is already dragging.
 
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Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
Oh, hey Monkies! My only task today is cleaning out the wagon, airing the tent, sleepy bag, duvet, laundry, coolers and... well fuck, this all seems like work to me. Now if I can only find my porn glasses.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,436
8,524
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My 4.5 year old fits an adult small helmet, because big head genetics. This afternoon we will cruise to the climbing gym and Denver Biscuit Company but not sure what the morning holds.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,961
7,809
Colorado
Sitting at swim. Haley's school had back to school bbq yesterday. Total shit show upon leaving. Whole bunch of new bike parts ordered last night. I gave up and got a coil shock because I'm fat, but @Nick directed me to the SLS spring to drop weight. Today's to do list is long.
 

Montana rider

Turbo Monkey
Mar 14, 2005
1,897
2,502
Oh, hey Monkies! My only task today is cleaning out the wagon, airing the tent, sleepy bag, duvet, laundry, coolers and... well fuck, this all seems like work to me. Now if I can only find my porn glasses.
Ditto re cleaning out car.

Short notice: was thinking about homestakeCDT north either later today or Sunday if you're interested?
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,295
8,745
Transylvania 90210
Left work early, yesterday, and drove to San Diego to perform at an open electronic music jam. It was a fun event, inside a giant glass pyramid. Not a huge audience, but the few folks there seemed to enjoy it. Decided to drive back to LA after, rather than spend the night and get stuck in daylight traffic. I think I'm going back to bed, now.
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Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
Sitting at swim. Haley's school had back to school bbq yesterday. Total shit show upon leaving. Whole bunch of new bike parts ordered last night. I gave up and got a coil shock because I'm fat, but @Nick directed me to the SLS spring to drop weight. Today's to do list is long.
I have a plan for you, took me 30 seconds so it may not be sound...

1) Order the bike you want, ship it to @Nick.
2) Skip out of work early, assemble bike at Nick's while drinking his beers.
3) Skip work altogether for a week and ride many, many dusty trails.
4) Crash bike no less than 6 times to create authentic patina.
5) Go home eventually and store "new" bike behind old bike.

If Wifey discovers new "old" bike, claim ignorance, throw bike in back of truck* and head for the hills.

*may need to order a truck as well.
 
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mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
21,295
8,745
Transylvania 90210
Drunk rapper grabbed a mic while I was playing last night and went to town using the word "penis" for a while. I was thinking that was pretty random, then I realized he had seen my shirt.
Penis Massacre. Stand back. There's no telling how big this thing is gonna get.

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Back from trail work in Bristol. Ingesting lunch. Figuring out spoke length for K2 front wheel.

Got stuff together to do some errands in town, then head to camp, then Hilarie showed up and I have to wait an hour while she does effectively nothing...

Oh, well, that's what the chair out by the R-Pod is for...
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,381
13,928
In a van.... down by the river
Apparently summer is having one last hurrah... mid-90's on tap for today and odd, midwestern-style humidity.

Cooking biscuits and gravy for the middle kid's 15th birthday 2nd breakfast. Or elevensies. Not sure technically which one it is.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,869
12,445
I have no idea where I am
My 4.5 year old fits an adult small helmet, because big head genetics.
I've got an older 661 full face size XL that's only been worn a few times, no crashes. I lost so much weight that it doesn't fit me anymore. Lost a full helmet size. At the time it was the only one I could squeeze onto my massive mellon. PM if interested, for you of course.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,436
8,524
I've got an older 661 full face size XL that's only been worn a few times, no crashes. I lost so much weight that it doesn't fit me anymore. Lost a full helmet size. At the time it was the only one I could squeeze onto my massive mellon. PM if interested, for you of course.
Thanks for thinking of my big head (still smaller than YetiDHer!) but I don't do much riding needing a full face these days.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
16,922
14,405
I think after today my week of staycation riding is over, tomorrow can be a rest day.

169 miles, 26200ft of vert, most of it spent above 10000ft - I am le tired.

edit: Forgot there was an afternoon at Trestle DH not included in the above.
 
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I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,695
10,481
MTB New England
What it do! Dinner is cooking. I ran 10.5 miles early this morning and had to wear gloves. In August. I love it. The rest of the day has been spent adulting BOOOOOO! Back to acting like a child again tomorrow.
 

SuboptimusPrime

Turbo Monkey
Aug 18, 2005
1,666
1,651
NorCack
After a brutal week followed by surprise Saturday duties at work (which began with 430am wake up dick punch from my kids), I was so angry looking that wife banished me to the trails. Turns out beers and some dusty turns with good buddies fixes damn near everything...
 

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
2,606
2,326
San Diego
just pulled the trigger on a bike for my kid. got the fuji rookie 16 inch, buddy works at performance and got me a deal. other than that worked on the general store slash, saloon #2 and swam in the stock pond pool. gunna get a beer in hand to beat the heat.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,245
14,017
Cackalacka du Nord
6 weeks of hell will end tomorrow morning when i dawn patrol a mountains ride. the fact that no one was murdered by me during that time is a miracle whose story will endure for the ages.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
19,926
10,519
AK
End of summer race season here, capped off with the Trifecta, two races today and another one tomorrow at the bike park. Great weather so far!