[w00dy]

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I love you, internet, but you scare me sometimes.
How to butcher a human corpse.

 

[jonKranked]

i can't take that all too seriously after reading some of the ingredients for the bbq sauce recipe at the bottom of the page. killian's red? ashes from a joint?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Wow, two threads in a row where my first response was "WTF?"

 

[Westy]

I'd rather just kill everyone else.

 

[Wingnut]

Rev. Korda is a man I believe..

weird.

 

[Bushwhacker]

i can't take that all too seriously after reading some of the ingredients for the bbq sauce recipe at the bottom of the page. killian's red? ashes from a joint?

The secrets in the sauce....

 

[Brian HCM#1]

That's just F'ed up.

 

[moff_quigley]

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[TheTruth]

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat.

We have choice cuts of meat??? If this snow storm gets worse I am going to my neighbor. I will have to be quick and let their blood drain out first. How would I go about skinning a human?

 

[Bushwhacker]

We have choice cuts of meat??? How would I go about skinning a human?

Don't skin em...it get's all crispy much like bacon!

 

[TheTruth]

Don't skin em...it get's all crispy much like bacon!

I would think the "rump" has the most fatty/bacon like meat. I would not eat the skin. It would smell when you burn it on a fire. I think with plenty of good steak sauce anything is possible though. Do think it would be better slow cooked or grilled?

 

[Nick]

jeez .. you guys act like you've never eaten human before.

 

[manimal]

From the FAQ:

5. Do I have to kill myself?

Of course you don't have to kill yourself! If you really want to, though, wait until after you've joined the Church. That way, you automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don't forget to leave a note thanking and/or blaming the Church, and feel free to will us your estate, if you have one.

 

[Bushwhacker]

jeez .. you guys act like you've never eaten human before.

I've only had some jerky....cracked black pepper!!!! MMM!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I would think the "rump" has the most fatty/bacon like meat. I would not eat the skin. It would smell when you burn it on a fire. I think with plenty of good steak sauce anything is possible though. Do think it would be better slow cooked or grilled?

That's only because you didn't take all the hair off, dip$hit. Krist, doesn't anyone know anything about roasting a human?

 

[Westy]

I prefer crack whore babies. You can roast them whole, very tender and moist. Great for breakfast, gives you a nice boost of energy.

 

[Nick]

I prefer crack whore babies. You can roast them whole, very tender and moist. Great for breakfast, gives you a nice boost of energy.

Better than eggs?

 

[Westy]

Better than eggs?

Nicely marbled baby meat rules. Just imagine how tender baby fat makes the meat. Kind of fatty. You can't eat it every day or you will have heart problems.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Better than eggs?

And very little pesky body hair issues.

 

[vroterman]

very positive topic))) Kill your self))))

 

[Damo]

How on earth did you find that???!!!













I'd forgotten all about writing that.....