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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He orders a beer and sits down at the bar. After a few minutes, curiosity gets the best of the bartender, and he asks "Whats up with the steering wheel?
The pirate replies "Aaaaarrrggghhh, its drivin me nuts..."
The pirate replies "Aaaaarrrggghhh, its drivin me nuts..."
Then an old piece of messy string walked into a bar and when the bartender refused to serve him because he was a piece of string he said "String? No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't - you get down off a duck.
A: You don't - you get down off a duck.
Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A blue bucket.
A blue bucket.
Whats red and looks like a bucket?
A blue bucket in disguise...
A blue bucket in disguise...
An Italian, an American, and a German all die on the same day. Before St. Peter lets them through the pearly gates, he gives each a stern warning.
To the Italian Guy... You eat too much pasta, if you even think about pasta, you're going to hell.
To the American... You care about money too much. If you even think about money when you're up here, you're going to hell.
To the German... You think about sex too much. If you even think about sex while you're in Heaven, you're going to hell right away.
The three guys go through the pearly gates. Months go by and they're still there having a great time. The Italian sees a pizza shop, takes one step and poof, he's off to hell. Another month goes by and the American and the German were walking along when the American sees $100 bill on the ground. He bends over to pick it up and poof. The German disappears.
To the Italian Guy... You eat too much pasta, if you even think about pasta, you're going to hell.
To the American... You care about money too much. If you even think about money when you're up here, you're going to hell.
To the German... You think about sex too much. If you even think about sex while you're in Heaven, you're going to hell right away.
The three guys go through the pearly gates. Months go by and they're still there having a great time. The Italian sees a pizza shop, takes one step and poof, he's off to hell. Another month goes by and the American and the German were walking along when the American sees $100 bill on the ground. He bends over to pick it up and poof. The German disappears.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette and says, "I guess that answers that question."
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Hey, it could happen.
Hey, it could happen.
a guy walks into a psychiatrists office only wearing saran wrap underwear.
the psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
the psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
I click on this thread........and don't laugh.
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One turns to the other and says, "Man, it's fvcking hot in here". The other screams "Holy $hit, a talking sausage!"
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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you"
The grasshopper says "Dave?"
The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you"
The grasshopper says "Dave?"
No I am not!! They were all accidents!
Hooray for right click/properties!
What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw one to you.
Have someone throw one to you.
