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    We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.

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Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,135
8,771
Exit, CO
And I'd like to personally second the motion for the most brilliant idea yet:

Front: :stosh:
Back: Ridemonkey.com logo





In fact, instead of saying "bummer" or "rats" or "damn" or "boooooo..." like I normally do now when something bad happens to me, I'm going to just start saying "STOSH" outloud. And occasionally, I may have opportunity to say something to the effect of "stoshed AGAIN!" to someone. Neat!
 

snowskilz

xblue attacked piggy won
May 15, 2004
612
0
rado
Front: i have eFriends
back: ridemonkey.com
or
Front: Ridemonkey logo
back: i have eFriends

front: Frikin N00b
Back: ridemonkey logo

more to come
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
Front: Changleen harbors terrorists
Back: logo

Front: Stosh harbors jawas
Back: logo with a blaster toting jawa

Front: Where the hell is Serial Midget
Back: logo

Front: Chicks dig the monkey
Back: logo with monkey wearin shades
(since there's actually a strong female population)

Front: People actually ride mt. bikes in Greece?
Back: logo with world

Front: i spent thousand of hours reading and posting tons of useless garbage about mt. bikes and all i got was this stupid t-shirt!
Back: logo

Front: waffles
Back: logo with Mrs Buttersworth syrup being poured all over it
 
J

JRB

Guest
Any where on shirt -

RM logon - free
RM tshirt - $15
Coming into the lounge and assing around enough to be named cesspool - priceless

For normal things in life, there's mastercard. For being a crackhead on ridemonkey, there's custom titles.
 

slowSSer

mnoeky
Aug 14, 2002
553
0
Stepford
dexterq20 said:
front: Curb Droppers Anonymous
back: RM logo

nice. what about "i hucked a curb" on the front?

edit: time to dig out the RM shirt and sport it under the REI vest this afternoon.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
front: its a lot like crack
back:the ridemonkey logo


front: #1 Ebiker
back: rm logo
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,791
59
Vestal, NY
Front:
Give Blood.
Huck Curbs.

Back:
RM logo
ridemonkey.com

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Front:
Nerds disguised at mountain bikers

Back:
RM logo
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
There's a lot of terrible suggestions in this thread :p

I like (ranked):
#1
Front: My First Amendment rights were violated at...
Back: ...ridemonkey.com <logo below the website text>

#2
Front: Ham Sandwich is my president
Back: Ridemonkey.com <logo below website text>

Aww, hell, everyone else is throwing out terrible ideas:
Front: I'm the voice of reason at...
Back: ...ridemonkey.com
:D