Dear fat person,
I recognize that my local park is multi-use, and in fact greatly appreciate it. Palmer is a wonderful place, one of the few things I like about this sh*t-hole town. It has gentle double track, an off leash area where old ladies walk their toy Maltese, trails that appear to be training runs for the Red-Bull Rampage, baseball fields etc. But, while I applaud your attempt to get out an waddle around Palmer Park, you at least need to turn your iPod down to a level where you can hear me screaming obscenities at you because I'm stuck trying to pass you on semi technical single track. I hope you choke on a bag of big macs you oblivious bitch.
Sincerely,
The guy on the silver Mt. bike at Palmer Park this afternoon around 3p.m.
I recognize that my local park is multi-use, and in fact greatly appreciate it. Palmer is a wonderful place, one of the few things I like about this sh*t-hole town. It has gentle double track, an off leash area where old ladies walk their toy Maltese, trails that appear to be training runs for the Red-Bull Rampage, baseball fields etc. But, while I applaud your attempt to get out an waddle around Palmer Park, you at least need to turn your iPod down to a level where you can hear me screaming obscenities at you because I'm stuck trying to pass you on semi technical single track. I hope you choke on a bag of big macs you oblivious bitch.
Sincerely,
The guy on the silver Mt. bike at Palmer Park this afternoon around 3p.m.