Are there not any single men in the Houston area that can keep up with a VERY young 38 year old that enjoys life, biking, sex and camping. Is it too much to ask.
Inquiring minds need to know.
Inquiring minds need to know.
Enquiring minds also want to know...... whats wrong with the Toninator???? :devil:Originally posted by Ouisie
Are there not any single men in the Houston area that can keep up with a VERY young 38 year old that enjoys life, biking, sex and camping. Is it too much to ask.
Inquiring minds need to know.
Originally posted by Ridemonkey
Enquiring minds also want to know...... whats wrong with the Toninator???? :devil:
Well mcdurly1 I am in Austin quite a bit. I also attend most of the spring TMBRA races. I am heading to San Antonio after work today for a party then I think a hangover ride.Originally posted by mcdurly1
well i love life, camping, bikes , and sex. i live in austin and am a little younger then what you say you require, but im always up for meeting new people.im a freerider that has seven inches of travel and i love to go down.if youre ever going to be in the area let me know and we can hook up for a ride.
toonces...check your pm at bikemojo... I am 5"9" 6 feet in heels.Originally posted by toonces
Jeez how tall are you Ousie? I dont' remember Toni being that short.
who cares if you hurt ton, i mean he'll recover eventually right? :devil:Originally posted by Ouisie
I am about a foot taller than him and I just don't think Tony could keep up. I might hurt him.
Originally posted by mcdurly1
well i love life, camping, bikes , and sex. i live in austin and am a little younger then what you say you require, but im always up for meeting new people.im a freerider that has seven inches of travel and i love to go down.if youre ever going to be in the area let me know and we can hook up for a ride.
ahhhhhhh hahah i didn't read that i just kinda scanned through the first post n a few others but i missed that, that's hilarous!!!Originally posted by mcdurly1
well i love life, camping, bikes , and sex. i live in austin and am a little younger then what you say you require, but im always up for meeting new people.im a freerider that has seven inches of travel and i love to go down.if youre ever going to be in the area let me know and we can hook up for a ride.
Join in Lucee anytime...maybe as a force I can flush out a few fun monkeys. Wasn't sure how bold I could go so didn't respond the I would like to have. I LMAO when I heard his line. Quite creative actually...Originally posted by Lucee
Hands down, that is the best line I've heard on rm!!! You ever in Ca?? Heheheheh.
Sorry, Ouisie, I'll stay out of this......
Originally posted by Serial Midget
I've got a van, some beer and a mattress in back...
Ummmm. I'm not sure I actually have any good pick up lines but I do know how to clean a cat box
mcdurly1 had the first and best - to expound upon his work would just be a pathetic attempt at one upsmanship in order to gain the brief attention of a hot mountain biking babe...
Give me a few minutes please...
I think you forgot to salt the french fries again.Originally posted by indieboy
haha what a dork
i didnt forget that special sauce though :devil:Originally posted by Serial Midget
I think you forgot to salt the french fries again.
Eeewwwww....Originally posted by indieboy
i didnt forget that special sauce though :devil:
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom . and besides i don't have to use pick up lines thank you very much :devil:Originally posted by Serial Midget
Eeewwwww....
So where is your pick up line then?
It's worth a shot; at the very worst she'll just end up being an accountant or something...
ROTFL... whahahahahahaahaahhah...Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom .
i do too! but i'm not exactly worried about it. considering many things.....Originally posted by Serial Midget
ROTFL... whahahahahahaahaahhah...
Well - I may not have the best pick up lines but I do know what not to say!!!
:devil: :devil: :devil:
Wasn't "men" specified in the title? Better get back to the drive through, cars are gettin backed up. :devil:Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom . and besides i don't have to use pick up lines thank you very much :devil:
Originally posted by indieboy
i'm not goin to attempt she's almost as old as my mom . and besides i don't have to use pick up lines thank you very much :devil:
No.Originally posted by Ouisie
Serial Midget...a van do you have the magnet too that says gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free>...............
My first serious girlfriend used to tell me that I was good with my tongue - her exact words were "Oh, what a tongue!" At the time I just wondered if perhaps I was lacking skill in other areas...Originally posted by corytx
"you know, i've been told i'm good"
lol well first off i don't own an xbox so playing that won't be of much worry :devil: secondly my own mother can't make me stand w/ my nose to the wall so n older women are cool i don't have a problem w/ emOriginally posted by Ouisie
that's it indiebaby.....no more ms nice guy:devil: besides my freaking head hurts so much I can't think and if you were here I would make you stand in the corner with your nose against the wall. Your grounded and no more Xbox!!!!!!!!
how's that for MOM.....its okay that you feel that way about my age because I don't act it thank god and certainly don't look it. good genes and lots of humidity
Serial Midget...a van do you have the magnet too that says gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free>...............
ouch, that's ok when nationals roll around this little boy will show you who's the manOriginally posted by Ridemonkey
Wasn't "men" specified in the title? Better get back to the drive through, cars are gettin backed up. :devil:
Originally posted by indieboy
ouch, that's ok when nationals roll around this little boy will show you who's the man
Originally posted by indieboy
lol well first off i don't own an xbox so playing that won't be of much worry :devil: secondly my own mother can't make me stand w/ my nose to the wall so n older women are cool i don't have a problem w/ em
Hmmmm. You are an 'older woman' at 38? I don't think so. I'm 37 so you are older than me but... being older doesn't start until some time in your 50s.Originally posted by Ouisie
yes us older women are way cool....just a tad bit more experience
Originally posted by Serial Midget
Hmmmm. You are an 'older woman' at 38? I don't think so. I'm 37 so you are older than me but... being older doesn't start until some time in your 50s.
thank you but no way am i stopping the special sauce joke i've got a few more lines i haven't used w/ it yet.Originally posted by Serial Midget
I'll be cheering for you. but you have to stop with the special sauce. :angry:
yeapOriginally posted by Ouisie
yes us older women are way cool....just a tad bit more experience
Originally posted by N8
Get someone closer to your own age for a lasting relationship...
...but for some fun....young is ok... (insert winky smiley here)
Originally posted by Ouisie
Join in Lucee anytime...maybe as a force I can flush out a few fun monkeys. Wasn't sure how bold I could go so didn't respond the I would like to have. I LMAO when I heard his line. Quite creative actually...
Now guys lets hear your best pick up lines. mcdurly1's is good.
i think he knows :devil:Originally posted by Lucee
Hey, mcdurly, I'm a dh'er too!
I should've known I would need to specify that I'm a STRAIGHT dh'r, thanks Indie, you're always there for me.Originally posted by indieboy
i think he knows :devil:
:devil:Originally posted by Lucee
I've been trying to flush some out, but for some reason, the attached s seem to have no problem w/the lines. I think we should only hear from SINGLE men.
And I honestly don't think anyone can top mcdurly's. That's friggin hilarious. Hey, mcdurly, I'm a dh'er too!