You're going to jail.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/08/24/new.jersey.theft.photo/index.html?hpt=C1
The photo is actually pretty dang funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/08/24/new.jersey.theft.photo/index.html?hpt=C1
The photo is actually pretty dang funny.