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partsbara

partsbara

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just saw a commercial for this new movie... god, i thought the clowns in hollywood couldn t get any more lame but now this... talk about complete and utter sh1te... this makes trash like tokyo drift look like a cinematic masterpiece...

is this really the caliber of crap that they thing people want to see... i wouldn t sit through a POS movie like this even if they paid me...

snakes on a plane.... :wonky2: snake in my pants :evil:
 
Big_Papa1080

Big_Papa1080

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sounds gay, havent seen the previews for it yet though. I watched running scared last and the hills have eyes last night, both are quite twisted i must say. go check them out if you havent yet.
 
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Toshi said:
[the jan]
i have 12 pounds of anaconda meat in my shorts
[/the jan]
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Toshi again.

Damn.


Anyways, I really hope that movie is supposed to be a comedy.
 
Ian F

Ian F

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Jay Gatz said:
instant cult classic, regardless of what the actual movie is like.

samuel l jackson: "I want those Mother F*cking snakes off my Mother F*cking plane, Mother F*cker!"
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I suppose that after Star Wars the offers just dried up for him...

...saw the ad for this movie... looks to set a new standard for bad movies...
 
Ridemonkey

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When I saw the poster I thought it was some kind of metaphor....but no...it's actually about snakes getting loose on an airplane...SNAKES! Do you know what snakes do when they "get loose"? They hide under a chair in the dark...they do not take over airplanes.

If I ever get the opportunity I'm going to bitch slap the hell out of SLJ for his choice of roles over the years.
 
jonKranked

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this is going to be a hit because people love SLJ, regardless of what a horrible POS it will actually be.

"I'm gonna turn this snake into a wallet that says "Bad MotherF***er"
 
bballe336

bballe336

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We got motherf*ckin snakes on ridemonkey!

This is all over the internet already. It is commonly reffered to as "SOAP".
 
rigidhack

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DRB said:
There's a movie with snakes on a plane?
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Yep. They are ultra-radical terrorist snakes armed with waterbaloons filled with cat pee, (out for vengance after all their brothers were killedd by Samuel Jackson while on an earler mission), bent on flying the planes into the factory in MA that produces the worlds supply of FLUFF (the yummy marshmallow treat).

Oh, wait. That's the sequel. Sorry for the spoiler.
 
Spitfired

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I read that the movie's title was going to be changed, but Sam Jackson threatened to leave the project unless it remained "Snakes on a [mother ****in'] plane"
 
jonKranked

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Spitfired said:
I read that the movie's title was going to be changed, but Sam Jackson threatened to leave the project unless it remained "Snakes on a [mother ****in'] plane"
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i've heard this as well, from multiple sources. all of them being the scorpion at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
 
Westy

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jonKranked said:
i've heard this as well, from multiple sources. all of them being the scorpion at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
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If the scorpion wasn't on a plane I wouldn't believe it.
 
partsbara

partsbara

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DRB said:
Okay so I'm roaming up Market and there on the side of the bus stop was a sign for this movie. At no point during this thread did I believe that this was for real.....
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oh it s real mate... you better believe it because the very next plane you hop on could be the death of you... SNAKES EVERYWHERE... then you d be shaking like a little baby, wishing samuel would save your sorry white azz...

snakes on a plane... one of the greatest threads (if you like pure cr@p)
 
jonKranked

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sequels:
"Snakes on a Boat"
"Snakes on a Train"
"Snakes on a Bus"
"Snakes on a Helicopter"
"Snakes on a Segway"
"Snakes on a Carpet" (Middle East Release Only)
"Snakes on a Space Shuttle"
"Snakes on a Rascal"
"Snakes on Broadway"
"Snakes on Snakes"
"Snakes on a Zip Line"
"Snakes on a Hang Glider"
"Snakes on a Plate"
 
Tenchiro

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jonKranked said:
sequels:
"Snakes on a Boat"
"Snakes on a Train"
"Snakes on a Bus"
"Snakes on a Helicopter"
"Snakes on a Segway"
"Snakes on a Carpet" (Middle East Release Only)
"Snakes on a Space Shuttle"
"Snakes on a Rascal"
"Snakes on Broadway"
"Snakes on Snakes"
"Snakes on a Zip Line"
"Snakes on a Hang Glider"
"Snakes on a Plate"
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'More Snakes on a Plane'
 
DRB

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jonKranked said:
sequels:
"Snakes on a Boat"
"Snakes on a Train"
"Snakes on a Bus"
"Snakes on a Helicopter"
"Snakes on a Segway"
"Snakes on a Carpet" (Middle East Release Only)
"Snakes on a Space Shuttle"
"Snakes on a Rascal"
"Snakes on Broadway"
"Snakes on Snakes"
"Snakes on a Zip Line"
"Snakes on a Hang Glider"
"Snakes on a Plate"
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Snakes on a Mountain Bike....
 
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