so my friend is apprenticing to become a tattoo artist. his machine showed up today. his first pieces of art were me and my buddy(his "master" guy). i got my initials and he got an upside down and a right side up cross on his legs
so my buddy got a tattoo machine today
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sweet, it's almost prison quality.
Stupid.
yeah im getting a real one from the guy who hes apprenticing off of in about a week, im stoked about that one. and yes i know im retarded but it was worth the 20 bucks
you PAID MONEY for that sh*t on your leg?
no i got 20 bucks to get it. well worth it if you ask me
He needs to apprentice harder.
Your skill in choosing tattoos seems to be on par with your driving ability. I predict that in the next few years you will have stories that will trump Jorviks.
what else am i supposed to get. i was gonna get a stick figure bicycle but i dont think hes to that point yet
I'd have to say that you are one of the 99.9999999999996%.
I don't think I'd get anything if he's not up to stick figures yet.
Looks like your going to be the next Darwin Award winner to me.
you should get it as a cover-up of those initials...
what are you planning on getting anyway?
my b-day is next week and I have been thinking about a tattoo for quite some time now, and have a couple ideas that i will mostly likely get
WOW!!!!! I take it you're still waiting for the brain transplant?
n ohe has been practicing on fruit. but my friend offered me 20 bucks to do it. why not?Wow, simply stupid...
Have him practice on fruit for a while before your next one, thats what everyone else does.
im getting a shamrock made out of chainrings and chain on my shoulder. its gonna be the start of my half sleeve
Because you got some poorly drawn initials on your ankle, that be my reason not. You could probably find $5.64 in the couch cushions and not even risk infection or regret.
You must have REALLY needed the $20. You should do gay porn or something. The money is better and at least you can wash it off....
Dude, that's sweet. The only line that's not supposed to be straight - the hook on the J - is, ironically, the only one that IS straight.
"If I give you $20, will you let me stab you with needles and give you an appallingly ugly scar that will last for the rest of your life? Great!"
Ahh, well, at least it'll be easy to cover up... but you probably could have done it better yourself with a safety pin
"If I give you $20, will you let me stab you with needles and give you an appallingly ugly scar that will last for the rest of your life? Great!"
Ahh, well, at least it'll be easy to cover up... but you probably could have done it better yourself with a safety pin
How do you wash off AIDS?
I'll give you $100 if you let me start that tattoo.
You have to have a Magic Johnson.
DUMB ASSS across the knuckles seems fitting.
I can not see the pic of the "scratch" that you have, but I will tell you that, I have a few tattoos that I did on myself long before I did any on others. From my personal experience, I would never tattoo anyone with out the practice that I did on myself. To do a tattoo you should know the depth that the needle is going and what it feels like as you do it, just so you have refference for tattooing others. It is irresponsible for him to tattoo you without doing a bunch on himself! 
Eh...I know people who have just gone through the apprentice program and their first tattoos were a million times better than that crap. I think maybe your buddy should think about a new profession, then again if you look at his portfolio and still let him get within ten feet of you, you deserve a crappy tattoo. And if you don't look at a portfolio before you get a tattoo, you deserve a crappy tattoo and a punch to the throat.
go with a butterfly on your ass, so if it doesnt come out nice most people wouldnt see it.
Oh wow
Oh I don't know, maybe.............this.
If he can't tattoo a stick figure how is he ever going to tattoo a brai....
OH I get it.
Wow, note to self: don't ever post bad tattoo on RM.
Having AIDS would be better than having that tattoo
Fixed
My sisters first tattoo from my brother was a fake mole on her ankle. It was funny.
Nominated for lamest action and post of the year.
Was your mom ok with this?
Well at least now you'll be able to identify your leg if you ever lose it.
Well at least lovebunny didn't go this route:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1407452&postcount=68
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1407452&postcount=68