[biggins]

You hit your head in the crash didn't you???

nope but my bumper skin is gonna cost 250 bucks unfinished.

 

[manziman]

we all got bottles of booze from our work last year. Every single person that worked in this market ended up with bottles of booze for christmas.

Speaking of Booze...I got in deeeeep sh*t for having a drink at the company holiday party (I'm 19). my boss wasn't happy, especially since I had only been working there...2 days. now i'm on probation and I was written up and the "incident" was put in my company file....YES!

 

[JRB]

Speaking of Booze...I got in deeeeep sh*t for having a drink at the company holiday party (I'm 19). my boss wasn't happy, especially since I had only been working there...2 days. now i'm on probation and I was written up and the "incident" was put in my company file....YES!

What crap. You should say you were undercover and turn him in.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Speaking of Booze...I got in deeeeep sh*t for having a drink at the company holiday party (I'm 19). <snip>

Good move, Poindexter.

-S.S.-

 

[manziman]

What crap. You should say you were undercover and turn him in.

well, the thing is, overall i had about 6 drinks (2 margaritas, 2 white russians, a Long island iced tea and coffee with Baileys). but, he only saw me with one of the white russians. lucky.

 

[JRB]

well, the thing is, overall i had about 6 drinks (2 margaritas, 2 white russians, a Long island iced tea and coffee with Baileys). but, he only saw me with one of the white russians. lucky.

In retrospect - nice work nearly losing your job over a girls drink. You sure you didn't have any Cosmopolitans???

 

[SkaredShtles]

well, the thing is, overall i had about 6 drinks (2 margaritas, 2 white russians, a Long island iced tea and coffee with Baileys). but, he only saw me with one of the white russians. lucky.

Ahhhhhh......... to be young and retarded again...........

-S.S.-

 

[manziman]

Ahhhhhh......... to be young and retarded again...........

-S.S.-

Good times.

 

[Megan Black]

AHAHAHAA! you guys are friggin' hilarious!:

i got a box of chocolates from my co-worker today. it was a great gift, i love chocolate so i felt compelled to get everyone a little gift myself, but i thought, nah, cuz he is probably going to expense it back to the company anyway but i'd have to pay out of my pocket....

and on a related note, i have seen the movie secretary. FUGGIN' psycho. the director was on e or something when he made it me thinks. ooh, but james spader is so hot when he gets all domineering!

 

[JRB]

but james spader is so hot when he gets all domineering!

Julie thinks he is something on Boston Legal too. How he scores the hot chicks, I will never know.

 

[Megan Black]

Julie thinks he is something on Boston Legal too. How he scores the hot chicks, I will never know.

you see, it doesn't matter how ugly one is. if they act like a cocky, self-assured a-hole, the women fawn!

oh and about my James Spader comment: JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA!

 

[biggins]

AHAHAHAA! you guys are friggin' hilarious!:

director was on e or something when he made it me thinks. ooh, but james spader is so hot when he gets all domineering!

man its just all about drugs and sex with you huh?

 

[JRB]

you see, it doesn't matter how ugly one is. if they act like a cocky, self-assured a-hole, the women fawn!

oh and about my James Spader comment: JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA!

I wouldn't hold it against you. You already think Ben is hot, so we are over the initial shock of your poor choices.

 

[Megan Black]

man its just all about drugs and sex with you huh?

you forgot rock and roll!

 

[Megan Black]

I wouldn't hold it against you. You already think Ben is hot, so we are over the initial shock of your poor choices.

how's using someone for sex a poor choice?

 

[biggins]

I wouldn't hold it against you. You already think Ben is hot, so we are over the initial shock of your poor choices.

somebody is jealous of my boy toy status.

 

[JRB]

how's using someone for sex a poor choice?

It's not. It's just who some choose to use.

 

[biggins]

It's not. It's just who some choose to use.

i think she has made a damn fine choice by appointing me to boy toy/pool boy/under-desk satisfier.

 

[-dustin]

a friend of mine's wife was given a $20,000 Christmas bonus. her yearly salary is $40,000.

 

[Toshi]

a friend of mine's wife was given a $20,000 Christmas bonus. her yearly salary is $40,000.

good lawd. was this a bonus-in-lieu-of-out-of-court-settlement perhaps?

 

[-dustin]

i just know she's a paralegal at some law office in Austin. i thought it was a joke, but no. i'm wondering if there's some sort of tax benefit for someone?