Here goes..My standard E-mail disclaimer.
EDIT: The ultimate in politically correct anti-litigeous self protection.
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Medical Advice:
The information provided in this E-Mail or on Sites mentioned in this E-mail, is intended to serve only as a supplement to your resources and is in no way to be considered medical advice, medical diagnosis or treatment. Always check with your obstetrician, physician, midwife, psychologist, psychiatrist or other health care provider before choosing to do or not do any course of action.
Legal Advice:
The information provided in this E-Mail or on Sites mentioned in this E-mail, is intended to serve only as a supplement to your resources and is in no way to be considered legal advice. Always check with your lawyer or other legal services provider before pursuing any legal action.
Investment information:
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Computer Viruses:
WARNING: Computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. Mike accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. Mike therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a result of e-mail transmission.
The Internet, sites and services mentioned:
This message may mention products or services, however mentioning these products or services should not be construed as an endorsement of, or recommendation to use these products or services by the sender, or any organization the sender may be affiliated with.
Michael (afterwards referred to as "Mike") does not represent or endorse the accuracy or reliability of any of the information, content or advertisements (collectively, the "Materials") contained on, distributed through, or linked, downloaded or accessed from any of the services contained on this message, nor the quality of any products, information or other materials displayed, purchased, or obtained by you as a result of an advertisement or any other information or offer in or in connection with this message (the "Products"). You hereby acknowledge that any reliance upon any Materials shall be at your sole risk. Mike reserves the right, in his sole discretion and without any obligation, to make improvements to, or correct any error or omissions in any portion of the Service or the Materials.
THE SERVICE, INFORMATION, AND THE MATERIALS HEREIN ARE PROVIDED BY MIKE ON AN "AS IS" BASIS, AND MIKE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS AND PRODUCTS. IN NO EVENT SHALL MIKE BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE, THE MATERIALS AND THE PRODUCTS.
Mike encourages you to exercise discretion while browsing the Internet. The Internet and search engines such as Google, Yahoo, and Lycos, may direct you to sites containing information that some people may find offensive or inappropriate. Mike makes no representations concerning any endeavor to review the content of sites listed in any directory or any of the Materials, and so Mike isn't responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality or decency of material contained in sites listed in any directory or in the Materials.
Confidentiality:
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This message may contain confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify Mike immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. If you are not the intended recipient you are notified that disclosing, copying, distributing or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited.
EDIT: The ultimate in politically correct anti-litigeous self protection.
Disclaimer
Intended usage:
This e-mail is intended for the addressee shown. It may contain information that is confidential and protected from disclosure. Any review, dissemination or use of this transmission or its contents by persons or unauthorized employees of the intended organizations is strictly prohibited. All Rights Reserved. This message and one or more included attachments may be Copyrighted. Any attempt to copy or reverse engineer encryption on these attachments is a violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
Personal opinions:
This message may contain personal opinions of the writer or other individuals, which are not the opinions of management, or official opinions of any known organization, unless other specified. Copyrights used with out permission of copyright holder under terms of "Fair Use" unless otherwise specified.
Graphic language and Content:
This message may contain graphic content or content unsuitable for people under the age of 18, the easily offended, with pre-existing conditions such as heart problems, COPD, Asthma, or mental illnesses such as depression, anxiety, or post-traumatic stress syndrome. The information provided using this message may be derived from multiple sources, and is only intended to be general summary information to the intended addressee. It is not intended to take the place of either the written law, regulations or common sense (which turns out not to be all that common). As always make sure you thoroughly understand any provided technical information before using, failure to do so may result in damage to your computer, sanity, sense of well being, or professional reputation.
Political Opinions:
This message may contain political opinions of the writer or other individuals, which are not the opinions of management, or official opinions of any known organization, unless other specified. May contain political content unsuitable for people under the age of 18, the easily offended, or people already politically polarized, especially with pre-existing conditions such as heart problems, COPD, Asthma, or mental illnesses such as depression, anxiety, or post-traumatic stress syndrome. The information provided using this message may be derived from multiple sources, and is only intended to be general summary information to the intended addressee.
Medical Advice:
The information provided in this E-Mail or on Sites mentioned in this E-mail, is intended to serve only as a supplement to your resources and is in no way to be considered medical advice, medical diagnosis or treatment. Always check with your obstetrician, physician, midwife, psychologist, psychiatrist or other health care provider before choosing to do or not do any course of action.
Legal Advice:
The information provided in this E-Mail or on Sites mentioned in this E-mail, is intended to serve only as a supplement to your resources and is in no way to be considered legal advice. Always check with your lawyer or other legal services provider before pursuing any legal action.
Investment information:
Any information provided in this e-mail may be speculative and is not intended for Investment. Investors should carefully consider the preceding information as well as other information contained in this message release before making any investment. Information contained in this message may contain "forward-looking statements" which can be identified by the use of forward-looking terminology such as "believes," "expects," "may," "should," or "anticipates" or the negative thereof or given that the future results covered by the forward-looking statements will be achieved. The preceding matters constitute cautionary statements identifying important factors with respect to such forward-looking statements, including certain risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to vary materially from the future results covered in such forward-looking statements. Other factors could also cause actual results to vary materially from the future results covered in such forward-looking statements.
Computer Viruses:
WARNING: Computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. Mike accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. Mike therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a result of e-mail transmission.
The Internet, sites and services mentioned:
This message may mention products or services, however mentioning these products or services should not be construed as an endorsement of, or recommendation to use these products or services by the sender, or any organization the sender may be affiliated with.
Michael (afterwards referred to as "Mike") does not represent or endorse the accuracy or reliability of any of the information, content or advertisements (collectively, the "Materials") contained on, distributed through, or linked, downloaded or accessed from any of the services contained on this message, nor the quality of any products, information or other materials displayed, purchased, or obtained by you as a result of an advertisement or any other information or offer in or in connection with this message (the "Products"). You hereby acknowledge that any reliance upon any Materials shall be at your sole risk. Mike reserves the right, in his sole discretion and without any obligation, to make improvements to, or correct any error or omissions in any portion of the Service or the Materials.
THE SERVICE, INFORMATION, AND THE MATERIALS HEREIN ARE PROVIDED BY MIKE ON AN "AS IS" BASIS, AND MIKE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE OR ANY MATERIALS AND PRODUCTS. IN NO EVENT SHALL MIKE BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER WITH RESPECT TO THE SERVICE, THE MATERIALS AND THE PRODUCTS.
Mike encourages you to exercise discretion while browsing the Internet. The Internet and search engines such as Google, Yahoo, and Lycos, may direct you to sites containing information that some people may find offensive or inappropriate. Mike makes no representations concerning any endeavor to review the content of sites listed in any directory or any of the Materials, and so Mike isn't responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality or decency of material contained in sites listed in any directory or in the Materials.
Confidentiality:
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This message may contain confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify Mike immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. If you are not the intended recipient you are notified that disclosing, copying, distributing or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited.
