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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ultraNoob, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Pavlov's dog had a bell....

    My bell is embodied in this evil concoction:


    I passed a jogger on the way to work and she was wearing that fragrance. Sure enough, I was in the mood 2 seconds after she passed me. Too bad my FTF is outta town :disgust1:

    What rings your bell?
     
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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    FTF?

    Free Trade Fock?

    Is that like a whore who does charity work?
     
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  3. Fool

    Fool Turbo Monkey

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    I assume for most people on this site it's
     
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  4. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    I've never heard FTF before. I assume it's "Friends to f*ck". (WTF at my spelling today?)

    I've always used the term FWB. But that's just me.

    I'm SUPER civilized.
     
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  5. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    FTF = Friends that F@*K, she prefers FTML (Friends that Make Love). I think FTF works better but FTML is more PC

    Whfg guvaxvat nobhg gung creshzr znxrf zr jnaan tb bhg naq trg zneevrq fb V pna trg vg nalgvzr V jnag.
     
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    Connundrum1 Monkey

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    FWB or FB (F*** Buddy) i've heard, but I have never heard FTF.
     
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  7. sperkins

    sperkins Monkey

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    hm. thats interesting. im sure that jogger had no idea what you were thinkin!
     
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  8. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    damn good thing she didn't turn around. If she had pepper spray in her hands. I woulda surely gotten sprayed the way I was eyeballin her. :pirate2:
     
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    Maybe she was down for that kinky stuff... too late now :disgust:
     
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