[dirttastesgood]

This is the thread to post all the bad idea's people have had on this forum.
I nominate PSP wanting to put a dirt bike on the roof of his Jetta.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

dtg wanting to have his gf ride bikes

 

[r464]

Any of the following:

Can I drill holes in my _______ to save weight?

 

[Dartman]

Modifying a fork arch to fit a 29" wheel.

 

[ire]

Modifying a fork arch to fit a 29" wheel.

You don't really need an arch

 

[jonKranked]

pouring gasoline in an empty pretzel bag to throw into a bonfire.

finding a hollow log about 20" in diameter and 4' long, placing it upright in a bonfire, and THEN filling it with gasoline.

Shotgunning beers on top of a wooden spool IN a bonfire.




All of these.... nobody tried to stop me.

 

[laura]

pouring gasoline in an empty pretzel bag to throw into a bonfire.

finding a hollow log about 20" in diameter and 4' long, placing it upright in a bonfire, and THEN filling it with gasoline.

Shotgunning beers on top of a wooden spool IN a bonfire.




All of these.... nobody tried to stop me.

I have this interesting relationship with fire where alcohol is involved as well. Unstoppable.

 

[Wumpus]

tattoos, tattoos, tattoos

 

[jonKranked]

I have this interesting relationship with fire where alcohol is involved as well. Unstoppable.

Its quite an interesting relationship, isn't it? All of these items I listed are the only ones I can remember. Also, they pale in comparison to what some of my friends were doing at the time.


friend: " ... <incoherent mumbling>... PROPANE TANK ... <incoherent mumbling>... "

me: "propane tank WHAT?!?!"



BOOM!

 

[chqm8]

Spraying wd40 onto your brake pads to get rid of that squealing noise.

Not that I've ever actually done that...I've just heard that it might not be such a good idea.

 

[ultraNoob]

 

[Arkayne]

Here's another vote for PSP. This is for his wonderful idea of teaching his cat to not piss in his towel by beating him with a pillow.

 

[ire]

tattoos, tattoos, tattoos

You didn't think the snake was a quality tattoo?

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

i once sold a kid brake lube at the local dh mountain.

 

[HAB]

i once sold a kit brake lube at the local dh mountain.

You really should learn to write at some point.

 

[BMXman]

Muddy beast trying to "drift" his Taurus

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Anything posted by Sir Knight 6

 

[sanjuro]

Hey, I love Sparks!

 

[hokie77]

I just sent my ex a drunken email professing eternal love, can't live without, blah, blah, blah. Either best or worst thing done in a while, I guess.

 

[PatBranch]

^ hahaha

 

[Changleen]

eternal love, can't live without, blah, blah, blah.

lol

rep given.

 

[binary visions]

Back-to-front wiping.

You freaks disgust me

 

[r464]

Any of Ñ8's posts defending Bush...

 

[Nick]

Any of Ñ8's posts...

Fixed.

I just sent my ex a drunken email professing eternal love, can't live without, blah, blah, blah. Either best or worst thing done in a while, I guess.

Hokie. FTW.

 

[r464]

...put a dirt bike on the roof of his Jetta.

Don't forget to buy enough lumber to make the roof rack...

 

[ridiculous]

brilliant^^^

 

[Wumpus]

my "thought" still hurts. I went into school today for 5 minutes threw up and the nurse sent me home. I will be going to the Y today to sit in the jacuzzi for a while.

We have a new winner.

 

[moff_quigley]

Posting pics of girlfriends is always a good time on the 'Monkey.

 

[4xBoy]

Asking a fourth someone to marry you,



Then believing this time it will work.



irate2:

 

[Greyhound]

Back-to-front wiping.

You freaks disgust me

BV in 2006: I'll sell my Imperial and buy this Evil Sovereign and ride all the time....

BV in 2008: I still ride....I ride my BMX bike to class.

 

[r464]

Telling everyone on RM that your GF may be pregnant... should you punch her in the stomach?

 

[jimmydean]

Any time BS posts drunk.

<edit> Although "worst night of my life" is still one of my all time favs.

 

[Spero]

Docking a boat into an 8 foot wide slip with a 30mph crosswind and 7 women on board.

 

[BadDNA]

Posting pics of girlfriends is always a good time on the 'Monkey.

I was just coming back to this thread to post that. Rep+

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Boxer's breaking up with his girlfriend at 2 AM

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Stinkyboy's female acquaintance with the adam's apple.

 

[r464]

The homemade steerer-tube extension...

 

[BadDNA]

Stinkyboy's female acquaintance with the adam's apple.

On that note...anything involving Stinkyboy's old neighbor that ends in a "ride report".

I'm guessing that posting a picture of his neighbor is probably not a good idea either.

 

[jimmydean]

Any thread involving grafix and her flicking of the bean. hudder:

 

[loosecannon]

I got a snowboarder tattooed on my leg when I was 17