[Konabumm]

Monkeys - My friends and I are trying to put together a MTB Race team this year. We have been talking about it for days and have been having a hard time coming up with a team name.

Any Ideas

We need a mascot as well but I was hoping to figure out the name first.

 

[robdamanii]

Team "Your Bike Sucks"

 

[Heidi]

Team "Your Bike Sucks"

No, come up with something creative. That one has been used countless times.

 

[narlus]

more cowbell

 

[narlus]

weaver stance

 

[ElTORO]

You're asking for it!

Team Chuck Norris!!

or

Basket Weavers!

Team Top Shelf!

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Your Team Name: Rabid Squirrel Racing (RBR, but make the 2nd R backwards....)
Your Mascot: a rabid squirrel

Done and done.

 

[Westy]

Sharks or the Jets.

 

[Jeremy R]

Mancil G Unit

 

[robdamanii]

Team Bill Brasky.

 

[loco-gringo]

Stockings and broken windows

 

[robdamanii]

Blue balls?

 

[Da Peach]

Ball Barings

Turned Cranks

Team Fawesome

Team Suck it up Princess

The Glamor Boys

The Fuity Pebbles?

The Flesh Pedallers

 

[robdamanii]

Team SuckerPunch

 

[douglas]

Team Monkey Riders

 

[Konabumm]

Blue balls?

HAHA I like this

Team Blue Balls

 

[MMcG]

Team Konabumms of course! Simple as that.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Pedalphiles.

 

[I Are Baboon]

4 Monkeys But No Baboon

 

[VT Mtbkr]

M-
Whatever you call yourselves you still won't be as cool as Team Lummox....

 

[psychobiker]

kona heros...team aaaaghhh!!!! wait i want this one

 

[Jim Mac]

Johnny White Wine and the Rock and Roll Racists.

 

[Tame Ape]

Team Cialis?
Team STFU
Team Fatty Fat Fat
Team Hate Crime
Team 911 is a Joke

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Team Cialis?
Team STFU
Team Fatty Fat Fat
Team Hate Crime
Team 911 is a Joke

Team AA is 4 Quitters

 

[Tame Ape]

Team Lubavitch
Team Pneumo
Team A Pox on you and you and you and you and you and you...
Team Buttsecks
Team Intrusive Co-Worker

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Team Lubavitch
Team Pneumo
Team A Pox on you and you and you and you and you and you...
Team Buttsecks
Team Intrusive Co-Worker

FTW.5

 

[mastercycleman]

Team "Your Bike Sucks"

Or if you are single speeders, "Obe one speed only" is a good one...

 

[BurlyShirley]

Team Tubgirl
Team Recto-vaginal Fistula

 

[Tame Ape]

FTW.5

Someone has to pose as Frank Buttsecks too.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Team Penis Car

 

[Tame Ape]

Someone has to pose as Frank Buttsecks too.

Or at least talk about him.

 

[V-Dub GTI]

Team p.ness

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Or at least talk about him.

When I get my new jersey that's so going on the back. No big number. Just a "Frank" on the front and "Buttsecks" on the back. That'll rule.

 

[caputo1989]

Team ram rod
team Boozers

 

[Tame Ape]

When I get my new jersey that's so going on the back. No big number. Just a "Frank" on the front and "Buttsecks" on the back. That'll rule.

A big number 2!

 

[Konabumm]

M-
Whatever you call yourselves you still won't be as cool as Team Lummox....

HAHA - I was all about joining Lummox. We just aren't happy with our sponcer from last year so we are making our own team.

 

[Konabumm]

Team STFU

Team 911 is a Joke

I LIKE I LIKE

 

[ElTORO]

Whatever it is, it has to start with two #'s, then you could get all G'd out and start flashing signs.

 

[skinny mike]

the angry pirates

 

[nh dude]

name your team after the place you ride the most thats what we did
or your favorite trail or stupid sayings then add racing
for the Tri-fecta all of the below count
good enough for government work racing
im reversing racing
hey guys lets go for a dip the lake to wake our selves up racing
Team Yeaahhhh Racing