The asian store near my house STINKS!

Kornphlake · May 25, 2005

We've got several dozen asian workers here, while they're great people to work with, the lunch room can get pretty funky smelling when 3 microwaves are zapping what looks and smells like dog poop.

I'm sure to them my hamburger smells like poop too, so I tolerate it.

sanjuro · May 25, 2005

When I was in college, someone asked me why Chinese people smelled like Chinese food...

Changleen · May 25, 2005

pnj said:
the strange thing is, the one store smells seriously like death. I'm sure the health people wouldn't pass this place. but they must if they are in bussiness...?

it's a store, there is no cooked food in the really smelly one. lots of live food though, like frogs, turtles and sea fish stuff.

Are you sure it's not a pet store?

manziman · May 25, 2005

Changleen said:
Are you sure it's not a pet store?

pet store...food store..same thing for them...

laura · May 25, 2005

we go to an asian market like that. smells like ass but has some of the best fish in memphis. you pick em out live, and they kill em for you right there. i love that place. the smell doesn't bother me. we are an overly sanitary culture anyways.

Sherpa · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
pet store...food store..same thing for them...

Another racist comment from the cornrow boy himself.

manziman · May 25, 2005

Sherpa said:
Another racist comment from the cornrow boy himself.

umm..right..

dhtahoe · May 25, 2005

Sherpa said:
Another racist comment from the cornrow boy himself.

He has a point! Anyway just call the local healh dept. and see what they have to say.

Sherpa · May 25, 2005

dhtahoe said:
He has a point! Anyway just call the local healh dept. and see what they have to say.

I agree, i just felt like being a d!ck.

LordOpie · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
umm..right..

d00d, someone from ARKANSAS called YOU a racist

manziman · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
d00d, someone from ARKANSAS called YOU a racist

i find that comical. I also find it funny most of the ridemonkeyers don't have a sense of humor.

LordOpie · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
i find that comical. I also find it funny most of the ridemonkeyers don't have a sense of humor.

well, the problem with your joke was that it was offensive to some and predictable to others. Please try again.

Sherpa · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
d00d, someone from ARKANSAS called YOU a racist

Hahah, you have NO IDEA how many stupid racist people i have to deal with everyday . BTW, not a true Southern, just a transplant from NJ/PA.

dhtahoe · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
i find that comical. I also find it funny most of the ridemonkeyers don't have a sense of humor.

It's there just a little dry.... I grew out of smartass :thumb:

in my 20's... oh no wait there it was again.

valve bouncer · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
well, the problem with your joke was that it was offensive to some and predictable to others. Please try again.

Yeah, does help if a joke is actually funny instead of just crass and insensitive.

Damn True · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
pet store...food store..same thing for them...

Someone needs to give you a :nuts:

LordOpie · May 25, 2005

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very

Mad world, mad world

dhtahoe · May 25, 2005

Yeah that would be like saying True has seven wives. He'd be stoked with one...cough........Allie.

H8R · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very

Mad world, mad world

You're a new wave homo.

:blah:

Jr_Bullit · May 25, 2005

I love my local asian market...I don't really notice the smell I guess. But they have the same frogs and snails I love to eat with my rice, they have rice flour and red bean paste so I can make tasty pastries, they have pickled mustard (seriously good, though I don't think most americans like it), I can get great miso there and tofu to make miso soup, and you can't beat the fish and the prices! :thumb:

H8R · May 25, 2005

Jr_Bullit said:
But they have the same frogs and snails I love to eat with my rice...

What, no puppy dog's tails?

jdcamb · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very

Mad world, mad world

Quoting the Smiths is way cooler.

Jr_Bullit · May 25, 2005

H8R said:
What, no puppy dog's tails?

All I can say is when I was in China I always asked what I was eating, and they always told me After I took a bite. I also rarely tried something that didn't taste good...They never told me I ate dog...and in China (at least the region I was in), presentation is 1/2 the quality of a good meal...so most of my "exotic" meals were served as the whole animal.
Snakes would be coiled up and looked alive from the oils and stuff...fishes came full...chickens had heads and beaks and feet and all...
Per recommendations from the locals I avoided any beef if possible, and there was rarely pork. Mostly the meals were of things that were bought a live and killed that day for the meal.

Snails were Awesome! So were the frogs. I always was totally into trying new foods though...

H8R · May 25, 2005

Jr_Bullit said:
All I can say is when I was in China I always asked what I was eating, and they always told me After I took a bite. I also rarely tried something that didn't taste good...They never told me I ate dog...and in China (at least the region I was in), presentation is 1/2 the quality of a good meal...so most of my "exotic" meals were served as the whole animal.
Snakes would be coiled up and looked alive from the oils and stuff...fishes came full...chickens had heads and beaks and feet and all...
Per recommendations from the locals I avoided any beef if possible, and there was rarely pork. Mostly the meals were of things that were bought a live and killed that day for the meal.

Snails were Awesome! So were the frogs. I always was totally into trying new foods though...

Uh, maybe my joke was lost in there....

Jr_Bullit · May 25, 2005

H8R said:
Uh, maybe my joke was lost in there....

...maybe...I'm used to people asking me if I "ate dog"...like that's what our concept of what chinese people eat really is... :rolleyes:

I'll bet some fat dood in the fifties came back from China all skinny like and blamed it on the fact they claimed to eat dogs or something....and we've believed it ever since.

H8R · May 25, 2005

Jr_Bullit said:
...maybe...I'm used to people asking me if I "ate dog"...like that's what our concept of what chinese people eat really is... I'll bet some fat dood in the fifties came back from China all skinny like and blamed it on the fact they claimed to eat dogs or something....and we've believed it ever since.

"Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of..."

Pratfall joke pun to face plant of obscure reference, my apologies.

JRB · May 25, 2005

LordOpie said:
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cos I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very

Mad world, mad world

OK - they all think you are a homo, and I guess I could agree, but thanks for making me think about Donnie Darko. :thumb:

JRB · May 25, 2005

manziman said:
i find that comical. I also find it funny most of the ridemonkeyers don't have a sense of humor.

Don't kid yourself - we thought those stupid ass corn rows and that gansta buckle were funny as hell. :think:

Jr_Bullit · May 25, 2005

H8R said:
"Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of..."

Pratfall joke pun to face plant of obscure reference, my apologies.

hahaha - sorry, ya that went completely over my head tonight...headaches don't do much good for thinking of nursery rhymes...

H8R · May 26, 2005

loco said:
Don't kid yourself - we thought those stupid ass corn rows and that gansta buckle were funny as hell.

We did?

JRB · May 26, 2005

H8R said:
We did?

Me and the mouse in my pocket did.

manziman · May 26, 2005

H8R said:
What, no puppy dog's tails?

so, I understand how my comment was offensive..yadda yadda, but H8R's comment, which implies more about eating the actual dog itself, isn't? that's why I hate you guys..

sanjuro · May 26, 2005

manziman said:
i find that comical. I also find it funny most of the ridemonkeyers don't have a sense of humor.

Here's a comeback from a Chinese perspective:

You got a problem eating pets? If we throw some sweet-and-sour sauce on it, you'd eat your own turd.

stevew · May 26, 2005

Sherpa said:
Hahah, you have NO IDEA how many stupid racist people i have to deal with everyday . BTW, not a true Southern, just a transplant from NJ/PA.

And the difference is?

stevew · May 26, 2005

Jr_Bullit said:
All I can say is when I was in China I always asked what I was eating, and they always told me After I took a bite. I also rarely tried something that didn't taste good...They never told me I ate dog...and in China (at least the region I was in), presentation is 1/2 the quality of a good meal...so most of my "exotic" meals were served as the whole animal.
Snakes would be coiled up and looked alive from the oils and stuff...fishes came full...chickens had heads and beaks and feet and all...
Per recommendations from the locals I avoided any beef if possible, and there was rarely pork. Mostly the meals were of things that were bought a live and killed that day for the meal.

Snails were Awesome! So were the frogs. I always was totally into trying new foods though...

You most definately have a stronger stomach than I.

Not to say any of that isn't tasty.

pZyteX · May 26, 2005

A friend of mine used to live above a chinese restaurant and they dumped their left-overs and other dead stuff in the alley which was below his window, so you can imagine the smell in the summer.

skajumper · May 26, 2005

LordOpie said:
well, the problem with your joke was that it was offensive to some and predictable to others. Please try again.

Nicely said.

The asian store near my house STINKS!

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