[escapeartist]

Since we now have a freeride forum its about time we pay homage to one of the most subtle and beautiful, but often underappreciated tricks in our sport: the bar hump. Heres a few from the dirty south

Non-monkey Chris showin his 50ib foes with a monster who's boss on a 6 in double

Me

Craky

as a footnote it was decided in the South forum that the bar hump has the highest number of chicks per jump (or cpj) out of all the tricks in our sport today. Also the number of cpj goes up exponentially with every "thrust"

anybody else got some?

 

[formermtboarder]

ALEX u for got the best one!!!

 

[Frankenschwinn]

Here you go...

Spandex freeriders.

Taken this weekend during a TT. I had to let my freeride flag fly.

 

[escapeartist]

Ooh, you definetly get more CPJ points for the lycra

 

[The Kadvang]

Bar humps are my homeland.

 

[manimal]

ALEX u for got the best one!!!

....so.....am i the current bar hump king? i have an exponential amount of force for my humptitude....and you can't deny the manliness of my love-hump-handles

perhaps i shall have to do some barhumping in just my boxers....that, my friend, would be mega-humpedness.

 

[motomike]

wow tubby, that still makes me laugh! congratulations

 

[scratch]

thats it, i'm gettin the camera and finding a jump.

 

[escapeartist]

thats it, i'm gettin the camera and finding a jump.

Good thats what we need. We're just trying to spread the love of bar humps people. Keep em coming!

 

[manimal]

ooh! ooh! just found this one with some serious pelvic thrustitude!

 

[manimal]

oooh! and another one of daniel (dickiesbike1) on the rebound from a powerful bar hump.

 

[manimal]

what about this?

hey alex...recognize my new sig?

 

[motomike]

^^^^mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

 

[escapeartist]

what about this?

hey alex...recognize my new sig?

Hahaha definetly the best yet...well maybe a close second to topless tuby...

Ya, your sig is sweet, that is definetly my favorite of their songs, and on my top 5 songs ever list. I made a little change to my sig too.

You wanna ride this weekend? Or you gonna give me that crap about being busy with one of your 3 jobs?

 

[The Kadvang]

Hump it like its Daisy Duke.

 

[bizutch]

does seat humpin' count?

me at Swannanoa...aerodynamic...

 

[manimal]

Hahaha definetly the best yet...well maybe a close second to topless tuby...

Ya, your sig is sweet, that is definetly my favorite of their songs, and on my top 5 songs ever list. I made a little change to my sig too.

You wanna ride this weekend? Or you gonna give me that crap about being busy with one of your 3 jobs?

ummm, may have time for a ride on saturday. going to dickiesbike1's graduation and party but might be able to work in some riding around there, otherwise, sunday afternoon might be a possibility. just give me a call. 1-900-tub-0-luv

a little more bar-hump porn from when i was selling my h-bars/stem (and apparently, sex sells 'cause that bar/stem sold in less than a day )

 

[WKC]

Do I have a bar hump for you!!!! Just wait...i've gotta find the pic.

 

[onionhead]

Here's a big one for you guys...

 

[WKC]

A barhump for everyone at Country Park! This isn't the famed one I was raving about, I'm still looking for that one, but it's one for the thread anywayz.

 

[WKC]

DAMN onionhead! That is a huge barhump. Are the CPJ points available? Is that Metzger hitting the gap?

 

[Westy]

Funny thread and great pics.

 

[onionhead]

DAMN onionhead! That is a huge barhump. Are the CPJ points available? Is that Metzger hitting the gap?

Haha... Yeah, that's Metzger up there. The pic is in Transitions photo gallery.

Unfortunately, I can't comment on the CPJ ratio here... I'm just the messenger...

 

[formermtboarder]

chase i seem top remember u should have alot from cp involving massive overshoots of the 2nd table

 

[oscerthegrouch]

bar hump from the way dirty souf

 

[WKC]

I have a couple. Who is you?

 

[motomike]

I can bar with the best of em:

 

[spectaculardark]

the stuffed monkey is just slightly better then tubby

 

[Mike Like Bikes]

yup that concludes it...bar humps are awesome

 

[formermtboarder]

mike has edited his sig this must be a good thread, wow alex had a good idea, incredible!

 

[escapeartist]

wow alex had a good idea, incredible!

It was about damn time!

 

[formermtboarder]

bump bump barhump

 

[escapeartist]

Heres some from today to revive the thread

Steven on the DH Team

Me

 

[spacemanspiff06]

i have been inspired to hump some bar today at the 6-pak. considering yesterday i got humped by my rear tire and had to sit out a few runs crossleged, it's time for me to get back @ my bike.
transition bike's sit has some sic vids of metzger in action, check em out. www.transitionbikes.com

 

[***MTB***]

thats it, i'm gettin the camera and finding a jump.

Same lol

 

[PatBranch]

I did some bar humping today over an almoost step up jump. I went so high. Maybe
I can get pics tommorrow.

 

[IronJim]

sorry, but your link doesnt work. im lookin for someone to ride with tomorrow, if you wanna ride, PM me

 

[PatBranch]

That link doesn't work either; it says Forbiden like the first one. Just put them on the thread w/o a link.

 

[punkassean]

try this: http://community.webshots.com/photo/62066045/62067715Msnnzy

 

[bizutch]

there..now you can delete the link