[brungeman]

an oldy but a goody... just revived this while talking with some students...


List the five things you would buy at Walmart to freak out the cashier...

 

[BurlyShirley]

KY Jelly
Handcuffs
12" summer sausage
Shovel
Hannah Montana Costume

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Whipped Cream
Lice Remover
Drain-o
Teen Beat Magazine
$5 copy of Rambo 3

 

[loco-gringo]

hamsters
paper towels
condoms
KY
box wine

 

[BurlyShirley]

Waffle Iron
Permanent Markers
Nair
Robitussin
Hockey Mask

 

[narlus]

KY Jelly
Handcuffs
12" summer sausage
Shovel
Hannah Montana Costume

just checked the receipt, eh?

 

[IH8Rice]

shovel
rope
lime
ski mask
ky warming liquid

 

[jonKranked]

crisco
zip ties
harry potter costume
baseball bat
tarp

 

[Da Peach]

It only took Burly 3 mins to come up with that first post...

 

[Potroast88]

Vagisil
Wheat thins
3-pack of little boy's underwear
ball-peen hammer
jumper cables

 

[BurlyShirley]

Funnel
Industrial Tub of Mayonnaise
Staple gun
black people hair extensions
stopwatch

 

[valve bouncer]

It only took Burly 3 mins to come up with that first post...

In 6 months, when this thread is 3000 posts long, Shirley's lists will account for 2,847 of those posts.

 

[cannondalejunky]

baseball bat
ky
car lift jack
6 pack paper towels
Tylenol extra strength

 

[MMike]

Inflatable mattress
Plunger
umbrella
manual egg beater
fire extinguisher

 

[Spudzie]

dress
body lotion
water hose
shovel
bucket

 

[maddog17]

nair
pork fat slabs
makeup
sewing kit
copy of Silence of the Lambs

 

[BurlyShirley]

Kiddie Pool
Case of motor oil
Fishnet Stockings
Live Lobster
Snorkel

 

[BurlyShirley]

Black Lipstick
Shotgun Shells
Earnhardt Wrapping Paper
Coco Butter
Yellow Spatula

 

[jonKranked]

mumu
grill tongs
steering wheel cover
hip waders
bleach

 

[Zark]

tampons
krazy glue
bag of white flour
pruning shears
5th of jack Daniels

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ornothological Field Guide
Humming Bird Feeder
Antifreeze
Red Food Coloring
Disposable Camera

 

[jdcamb]

everyroll of toilet paper in stock. 55 boxes of psuedofed. all the laxatives in stock, 16 bungee cords, 55 eye hooks, a car battery, and some rope.

 

[Potroast88]

everyroll of toilet paper in stock. 55 boxes of psuedofed. all the laxatives in stock, 16 bungee cords, 55 eye hooks, a car battery, and some rope.

Sorry, you're over the limit. You'll have to go to another register.

 

[jdcamb]

Sorry, you're over the limit. You'll have to go to another register.

phug that I waited 15 minutes while they did a price check on a bird feeder I ain't going anywhere bitch....

 

[jimmydean]

Standard or SuperStore?

 

[cannondalejunky]

Standard or SuperStore?

did they still have none superstores?

 

[brungeman]

Standard or SuperStore?

super... of course


tweezers
flypaper
womens thong undies
1 zuchini
baby oil

 

[Arkayne]

4 cans of gold paint
1 box of plastic bags

 

[bullitman]

chainsaw
trashcan
rope
ski mask
meat grinder

 

[Da Peach]

Baked beans
Lighter
Mirror
Lawn chair
Disposable camera

 

[cannondalejunky]

microwave oven
4 cans of bug spray

 

[Da Peach]

Garden Gnome
Power drill
Auger bit
Motor Oil
Pastic sheeting

 

[maddog17]

10 lb bag of hamburger, highest fat content
hamburger helper
ice cream cones
ex lax
plastic tarp

 

[sunringlerider]

8" stuffed sausage
herbs & spices
wife beater tee
white underware
flip flops

 

[Cable43]

jar of mayo
rope
a training bra
video camera
a teddy bear

 

[Cable43]

8" stuffed sausage
herbs & spices
wife beater tee
white underware
flip flops

that's ridiculous..... 1/3 of the customers that walk into that place are wearing 4 of the 5! REDO

 

[MMike]

Watermelon
Beret
black/white striped shirt
fake moustache
Giant novelty mallet

 

[Da Peach]

duck hunting decoy (x2)
jigsaw
bungee cords
pastic tiara
roll of astro turf

 

[thereturnBW]

vaseline
scuba mask
snorkel
diaper
pry bar

 

[ire]

2" PVC pipe
Hamster
Vaseline
Video Camera
Ski Mask