[AngryMetalsmith]

Knee pads
Magnum condoms
Bible
Astroglide
Earplugs

 

[Defenestrated]

Ornothological Field Guide
Humming Bird Feeder
Antifreeze
Red Food Coloring
Disposable Camera

 

[cannondalejunky]

that's ridiculous..... 1/3 of the customers that walk into that place are wearing 4 of the 5! REDO

i don't know if i want to know what the 4th item is

 

[Cable43]

this thread is with out question the funniest thing on TV

 

[manimal]

HIGH HEELS
CAT LITTER
ASTROGLIDE (Yes, walmart carries it )
CURLING IRON
BABY WIPES

 

[Cable43]

 

[tylerpier137]

Shovel
garbage bags
bleach
large knife
mask

 

[brungeman]

King sized box spring.
Large chain link dog kennel.
2 pack super hero's underoos.
Toy Gold championship belt.
Wrestle Mania 5 king of the cage 50 greatest moments dvd

 

[brungeman]

30 foot dog run cable
small dog collar
10 sunday papers
bag of skittles
Toilet training for dummies 2nd edition.

 

[sunringlerider]

18 pack of MGD bottles
5 gallon gas can
funnel
1 pack shop rags
bic lighter

 

[Da Peach]

Salad tongs
thongs (aka flip flops)
Thong undies
Dictionary
Thesaurus

 

[jonKranked]

safety glasses
plunger
jumbo pack of golf balls
baseball bat
coat hanger

 

[engineerjoe]

4 copies of "Time Cop"
Lotion

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

brunger brought this thread up on our way to diablo last weekend we had some serious fun with it...

Rambo knife
6 live goldfish
sushi matt
Arizona green tea
Swiffer

 

[Cable43]

4 copies of "Time Cop"
Lotion

hands down best reply! I sharted on this one






(between the hrs of 1pm-2pm on 10/21/08)

 

[Da Peach]

Razor
Flowbee
Rubbing alcohol
Matches
Scented candles

 

[jking09]

jar of mayo
rope
a training bra
video camera
a teddy bear

baha this is good..

 

[jking09]

grapefruit
corer
microwave
his and hers KY
voice recorder
.........if i were a guy

 

[turkishprison]

Things You’ll Need to make chloroform:

* shock powder (must be calcium hypochlorite)
* acetone
* water
* ice
* a pitcher

Then i would have her read the list out loud, and ask her a riddle in my very best Buffalo Bill voice.

or just 4 tubes of lotion and a basket....then....the Buffalo Bill voice.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

do they sell lye at walmart?

 

[IH8Rice]

Flowbee

they sell the flowbee there??? ive been looking for that thing in stores

 

[turkishprison]

do they sell lye at walmart?

oh boy, is this about to become a "chemically a bad idea to produce" thread? if so, we should stop before someone gets a skin graph.

 

[$tinkle]

rat traps
lemon drops
oragel
colored pipe cleaners
jet magazine

 

[MMike]

Leaf blower
funnel
garden hose
duct tape
"O" magazine

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Box of 100 9mm cartridges.
A toilet plunger.
One pound can of Crisco.
Clothesline.
Walkie-talkies.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Original GameBoy
1 AA Battery
1 AA Battery
1 AA Battery
1 AA Battery

 

[HAB]

jumper cables
vasoline
rope
fire extinguisher
stockings

 

[HAB]

Hairspray
lighter
pvc pipe
astroglide
mousetraps

 

[brungeman]

one box of minute rice
8 large goldfish
one tube of wasabi
one bottle of soy sauce
1 copy of "Sushi at Home" cook book.


make sure to ask the cashier if she knows where you could score some chopsticks!

 

[boogenman]

shotgun
hunting knife
tarp
barbie doll
candy

 

[$tinkle]

nExt mtb "bike"
metric tape measure
heterosexual disguise
axe body spray
application for employment

 

[Cooter Brown]

enema kit
safety goggles
beauty mirror
galoshes
power drill

 

[IH8Rice]

home pregnancy test
congratulatory card
shovel
12 gauge
sympathy card

 

[maddog17]

wife beater tee
leather belt
sea salt
rubbing alcohol
30 pack Natti Ice

 

[sam_little]

Already did it, but six items:

-2 x Bottle wine
-1 x Hershey's special dark chocolate
-1 x Box condoms
-2 x zip-together sleeping bags

Even funnier when we returned the sleeping bags to the same person the following day...

 

[BadDNA]

baseball pitching machine
russet potatoes
vaseline
bar stool
rope