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Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by fluff, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. fluff

    fluff Monkey Turbo

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    No mention of the big guy OK?

    So whaddya reckon on the Iraqi elections - a sign of hope for the future - certainly promises more than the last effort. Hopefully they won't faff arond for weeks and lose the momentum.
     

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  2. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I think the Iraqi's can do okay with God's help.
     
  3. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    Free Jesus?



    who's captured him?
     
  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    The Christmas warriors. Or was it a wolverine?
     
  5. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    I though he was giving Jesus away...
     
  6. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Wait, didn't Jesus invent wine?
     
  7. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    He didn't invent it but I think he fermented his blood and had people drink it.
     
  8. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    So, uhh, he was an alcoholic vampire?

    That would be cool. Huh huh.
     
  9. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Merry Christmas!!!

     
  10. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Elect Jesus to the Iraqi parliment.............
     
  11. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Santa, do you ever shoot women and childern?

    "Sometimes......."

    How can you shoot women and children?

    "You just don't lead them so much........":devil:
     
  12. Andyman_1970

    Andyman_1970 Turbo Monkey

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    Santa, do you ever shoot women and childern?

    "Sometimes......."

    How can you shoot women and children?

    "It's easy you just don't lead them so much........":devil:
     
  13. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    :thumb:




    Plastic Jesus

    I don’t care if it rains or freezes
    Long as I got my plastic Jesus
    Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car.
    Comes in colours pink and pleasant
    Shines in the dark ‘cos it’s iridescent
    Take it with you when you travel far
     
  14. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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  15. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Ahhhhhh

    Flaming lips
     
  16. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    :D
     
  17. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    hahahaha
     
  18. urbaindk

    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    My wife has a pair that says "What would Jesus do?"
     
  19. ALEXIS_DH

    ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    haha, when i was a freshman in college, there was this venezuelan buddy i used to hang out with and go clubbing.
    his name was Jesus, and he pulled so much tail, he gave "Jesus" a new meaning in the freshman dorms.
     
  20. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    I knew a dude named Jesus.
    He was catholic, then moved to Germany and became Muslim.
     
  21. kinghami3

    kinghami3 Future Turbo Monkey

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  22. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA


    awesome