The Jetta Rule.

snutty · Sep 2, 2004

your right it might jsut be a ca, or bay area thing...but 90% of the time its a hottie in a jetta..

pixelninja · Sep 2, 2004

No, its all over. Our Product Management group used to have 3 major hotties working in it. What'd they drive? 2 newer Jettas and 1 newer GTI's.

reflux · Sep 2, 2004

snutty said:
your right it might jsut be a ca, or bay area thing...but 90% of the time its a hottie in a jetta..

I've gotta agree with you guys. From what I've seen, the Jetta hotty is definitely not just limited to SB, my friends and I started to notice this trend in SLO starting just a few years ago. At some point, the Jetta took the place of the Civic and Integra as the "in" car for cute girls.

Further adding to the description, The Jetta is the vehicle of choice for hotty sorority girls, as seen by the greek letters found on either the rear window or license plate holder.

Damn True · Sep 2, 2004

An amazingly succesful bit of niche marketing no?

binary visions · Sep 2, 2004

pixelninja said:
No, its all over. Our Product Management group used to have 4 major hotties working in it. What'd they drive? 2 newer Jettas and 2 newer GTI's.

Yep. Out of probably 6 people I know that drive Jettas, 4 are gorgeous, one is a slightly feminine guy (we wonder about him) and one is average.

ibismojo · Sep 2, 2004

i just assume they're from the OC, that's right "The OC".

wooglin · Sep 2, 2004

Coincidence? You be the judge....

http://cartalk.com/content/features/jettadrivers/

Arm On Fire · Sep 2, 2004

Yup

Number 1 (that's what we call the best looker here at work), drives one.
Model's on the side.....

As a side effect, some of the dudes here have bought one, maybe to have something to talk about with her, pretty lame, but it is funny.

Ian F · Sep 2, 2004

Well, I have a Jetta... and I'm not gay... but then again I bought it because I wanted a diesel and a wagon... the Jetta was the only choice at the time for a new car.

VWVortex.com - many male Jetta owners....

tdiclub.com - the vast majority of TDI owners are male.

Maybe it's a Northeast thing, but I've never noticed a disparity between male and female Mk IV owners... seems about even.

I think you guys are just looking at hotties and then notice what car they're driving.

dhtahoe · Sep 2, 2004

Zark said:
The Jetta Rule:

Maybe its just a California phenomenon but I've noticed The Volkswagen Jetta is the #1 choice hot pieces of tail.

It's not just me who's noticed, I've mentioned this observation to a couple people.

But there are conditions to the Jetta rule:
1, It must be a later model year to ensure hotness of the driver/passengers.
2, must be driving slightly erratically, due to cell phone use.
3, a butterfly decal or Reef sticker on the backwindow increases odds of hotness 50%

And there are also violations to the Jetta rule:
fatties
dudes, probably flaming
Aging hipsters (rare due to death, and the popularity of the PT cruiser)

So if you've recognized this trend and want that hottie to know, I've got your bumper sticker right here

Don't forget the ROXY sticker. If the Jetta has a ROXY sticker you know the girl a least has nice body... why? Because Roxy doesn't make clothes for fat chicks.

SkaredShtles · Sep 2, 2004

wooglin said:
Coincidence? You be the judge....

http://cartalk.com/content/features/jettadrivers/

I really like the retarded dude they interviewed. What a f*#kwad. At least they caught him lying on tape too.

I've upped my estimate:

99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

Complete imbeciles.

-S.S.-

Echo · Sep 2, 2004

I dunno about other places, but the VW dealers in Rochester turn away fat chicks :devil:

Craw · Sep 2, 2004

dhtahoe said:
Don't forget the ROXY sticker. If the Jetta has a ROXY sticker you know the girl a least has nice body... why? Because Roxy doesn't make clothes for fat chicks.

I don't know man...I've seen a lot of chicks with Roxy stickers on their Jettas, and it wasn't a pretty sight.

Just because Roxy doesn't make clothes for fat chicks, doesn't mean that fat chicks aren't gonna try to squeeze into them.

These are also the chicks that wear those retarded chunky black sandals that are a size too small, where you can see their toes shrimp cocktailing, over the edge grappling for dear life to to try to stay on the sandal.

grimm · Sep 2, 2004

haha, this thread is funny! coz im a "dude" driving an "old" jetta, pacific 89 to be precise

jmvar · Sep 2, 2004

These are also the chicks that wear those retarded chunky black sandals that are a size too small, where you can see their toes shrimp cocktailing, over the edge grappling for dear life to to try to stay on the sandal.

this is so classic....one of my major annoyances of society, who ever invented those black sandals should be force to glue them to their forehead.

Even worse are the white sandals that have deteriorated to a dull yellow and brown color. Between their nasty stated and their clunkyness it makes it a disusting sight to see.

Craw · Sep 2, 2004

jmvar said:
this is so classic....one of my major annoyances of society, who ever invented those black sandals should be force to glue them to their forehead.

Even worse are the white sandals that have deteriorated to a dull yellow and brown color. Between their nasty stated and their clunkyness it makes it a disusting sight to see.

Totally. That's just heinous. Plus, you can tell when a chick only wears her chunky black sandals, when the soles of her feet are all black. Especially on a hot day, those sandals must cook up, and then the sweat only makes the feet even dirtier.

dhtahoe · Sep 2, 2004

Craw said:
Totally. That's just heinous. Plus, you can tell when a chick only wears her chunky black sandals, when the soles of her feet are all black. Especially on a hot day, those sandals must cook up, and then the sweat only makes the feet even dirtier.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I don't like this ride... it scares me.

jack123 · Sep 2, 2004

zark, you've probably seen my freinds sister in her black jetta :drool:

blue · Sep 2, 2004

I wouldn't mind having a GT or tdi Jetta, but only for the fast/german factor...If you're a guy, just buy the Audi version (A6?)

Brian HCM#1 · Sep 2, 2004

So the Jetta is the new Beaver basket of the 2004's.

ibismojo · Sep 2, 2004

xbluethunderx said:
I wouldn't mind having a GT or tdi Jetta, but only for the fast/german factor...If you're a guy, just buy the Audi version (A6?)

i wouldn't consider anything made by volkswagon fast......not to say that they can't be, i mean take a look at fast and the furious, that jetta was fast, no?

W4S · Sep 2, 2004

Once again the rest of the world tails behind "The OC" by a couple of years.

We're into the MILFs driving big SUVs w/ 20's now. :drool:

blue · Sep 2, 2004

ibismojo said:
i wouldn't consider anything made by volkswagon fast......not to say that they can't be, i mean take a look at fast and the furious, that jetta was fast, no?

Barring riceage, a GT or a tdi are by no means slow. Not the fastest of the bunch, but they're a ton of fun to drive.

chicodude · Sep 3, 2004

i drove my uncles passat which is just a bigger, more powerful car and it was a blast

Incubus · Sep 3, 2004

ibismojo said:
i wouldn't consider anything made by volkswagon fast......not to say that they can't be, i mean take a look at fast and the furious, that jetta was fast, no?

At www.goapr.com...

This kit makes solid gains in both horsepower and torque. With no other mods than an APR Turbo-Back Exhaust, the kit made 242hp/268lb-ft on 91 octane gas, and 245hp/275lb-ft on 93 octane gas. Although the exhaust is not required, it is highly recommended.

...they had a GTI that ran a mid 12 sec 1/4 mile with a bolt-on kit. That's fast for a motor that has less than 2 liters of displacement.

McGRP01 · Sep 3, 2004

My wife drives a '98 Jetta GLS. :think:

My wife is hot. :drool:

Your theory is proven true. :thumb:

golgiaparatus · Sep 3, 2004

I'd have to agree with your there. However my observation is this: you tend to be able to tell who's driving by the sticker. If you have the butterfly sticker or a girly sticker its 80/20% (hotti-to fattie/wannabe hottie). If its a DMB sticker then you have a 90% chance of hotness behind the wheel. If there is no sticker then you have a 30/60/10 gaydude/old couple/dude that bought one because his wife has his nuts in her purse... NOTE: does :stosh:

drive a Jetta?

golgiaparatus · Sep 3, 2004

Zark said:
Since I've not heard of DMB before I'm assuming the Jetta rules change depending on geographic location

As hot as Jetta girls can be I have a feeling that it'll be a girl in a lifted Tacoma that'll take/break my :heart:

DMB = Dave Mathews Band... all the hot jetta chicks dig it.

SkaredShtles · Sep 3, 2004

golgiaparatus said:
DMB = Dave Mathews Band... all the hot jetta chicks dig it.

So *that's* why I like DMB. Must be some sort of subliminal thing. :think:

-S.S.-

Craw · Sep 3, 2004

Zark said:
Not here, a DMB sticker will get you some patchoulli, armpit hair and an argument about why you shouldn't eat meat

Agreed. Somewhere in these threads is a rant I wrote about The Dave Matthews Band...

In hell, I bet all you hear on the radio is The Dave Matthews Band, Phish, and the Polyphonic Spree...

Cash-Money · Sep 3, 2004

there are copious hott jetta chicks here in seattle

punkassean · Sep 3, 2004

Yeah like Town said, it's Roxy stickers, not Reef...

I have noticed this phenomena declining in recent years.

It used to be if you saw either a Jetta or a Roxy sticker it was virtually guaranteed to be a hottie (especially in SB) and if you saw both the odds were more like 100%! Now, sadly those odds have decreased ass chubbies have learned that dudes look for these things while driving. They use it to their advantage in order to garner undeserved attention!

I once saw a Toyota Echo in SLO with a Roxy sticker and a license plate the read "Brit :heart: ny", the driver definitley looked hot!

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