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6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,231
14,707
I bet that new guy at REI put that up hoping no one would notice.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,379
15,149
directly above the center of the earth
When I was a night Manager at Pizza My Heart in Capitola , proudly serving obnoxious drunks slices of pizza. I had a great staff. My mode of operation was that the customer is always wrong until proven right. Drunk assholes were asked to leave once, if they didn't a local foot patrol cop would escort them to a waiting black and white van unless they started a fight in the shop first. Then we beat the crap out of them.
 
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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,056
12,782
I have no idea where I am
When I was a night Manager at Pizza My Heart in Capitola , proudly serving obnoxious drunks slices of pizza. I had a great staff. My mode of operation was that the customer is always wrong until proven right. Drunk assholes were asked to leave once, if they didn't a local foot patrol cop would escort them to a waiting back and white van unless they started a fight in the shop first. Then we beat the crap out of them.
I was a short order cook at a joint that stayed open after the bars closed. If they were totally obnoxious I'd bang the tip jar in front of them then drop their change in it.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,980
21,510
Canaderp
Have you met Percy?