some people can tell a joke, some people can't...
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #81 some people can tell a joke, some people can't...
MMike A fowl peckerwood. Sep 5, 2001 18,207 105 just sittin' here drinkin' scotch Apr 25, 2007 #82 Wait a second....there are CHEATERS in our midst!!! http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/punchlines.asp
Wait a second....there are CHEATERS in our midst!!! http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/punchlines.asp
caputo1989 Turbo Monkey Oct 3, 2004 2,257 0 Too many Tourists COLORADO the place being taken o Apr 25, 2007 #83 Honey what hapened to me? Well you came home last night and touched my ______ and said "skunk killed by an axe."
Honey what hapened to me? Well you came home last night and touched my ______ and said "skunk killed by an axe."
caputo1989 Turbo Monkey Oct 3, 2004 2,257 0 Too many Tourists COLORADO the place being taken o Apr 25, 2007 #84 Do you want to give it a try? Sure just dont hit me over the head with the bat.
Jeremy R <b>x</b> Nov 15, 2001 9,699 1,056 behind you with a snap pop Apr 25, 2007 #85 His d*** was stuck in the chicken.
jet Monkey Jun 10, 2002 856 0 Woodstock GA- I'm half drunk and on a roll... Apr 26, 2007 #86 MMike said: Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im! Click to expand... It's --- Rectum? Damn near killed 'em both. Want the bridal? No - I'll just hold her by the ears til she gets used to it. Twenty bucks, same as downtown Circus is full of cunning stunts... I'm f#ck!ng freezing! The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his a$$
MMike said: Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im! Click to expand... It's --- Rectum? Damn near killed 'em both. Want the bridal? No - I'll just hold her by the ears til she gets used to it. Twenty bucks, same as downtown Circus is full of cunning stunts... I'm f#ck!ng freezing! The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his a$$
BikeMike Monkey Feb 24, 2006 784 0 Apr 26, 2007 #87 "Now where is the old lady that needs some teeth pulled?"
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #90 Tell her to get back in the kitchen and finish the job.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #91 none, if she can't figure it out on her own let her cook in the dark.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #92 You certainly are on drugs, that was a bar bitch you ate.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #93 Nothing, there's a clock on the stove.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #94 A paraplegic in a house fire.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #95 (said with a lisp) Perhaps I misspoke, I'd like to see the horse run around the track.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #96 So they can stand closer to the sink and do the dishes.
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 26, 2007 #100 Her little hands make your d!ck look just that much bigger
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 26, 2007 #102 It's Funny 'cause She's Dead!
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #105 The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
OrthoPT Monkey Nov 17, 2004 721 0 Denver Apr 26, 2007 #106 So, the blonde says, (in a whispering voice) "I'd like to order a burger and fries"
OrthoPT Monkey Nov 17, 2004 721 0 Denver Apr 26, 2007 #107 you shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
OrthoPT Monkey Nov 17, 2004 721 0 Denver Apr 26, 2007 #108 wet their lips and stick them to the wall.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #110 She opens the car door. A wind tunnel. Frosted flakes. A Golden Retriever. Artificial intelligence. She gains 10 IQ points.
She opens the car door. A wind tunnel. Frosted flakes. A Golden Retriever. Artificial intelligence. She gains 10 IQ points.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #111 No thanks, I'd rather not have to explain it 5 times.
BadDNA hophead Mar 31, 2006 4,260 233 Living the dream. Apr 26, 2007 #115 That's okay, I'm not really using my finger either.
Jeremy R <b>x</b> Nov 15, 2001 9,699 1,056 behind you with a snap pop Apr 26, 2007 #116 They both have boys pants half off.
Jeremy R <b>x</b> Nov 15, 2001 9,699 1,056 behind you with a snap pop Apr 26, 2007 #118 Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.
Jeremy R <b>x</b> Nov 15, 2001 9,699 1,056 behind you with a snap pop Apr 26, 2007 #120 The position of the dirtbag.