I think we need to set up a RM tontine. I am thinking a $100 buy in, we put the money into a corporate account, and leave very specific instructions with the bank to release the funds.
Anyone want in?
Anyone want in?
The RideMonkey Tontine
- Thread starter DirtMcGirk
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I'm good.
Do i get a prize if I kill off each monkey personally?
Been watching MASH re runs again?
Simpsons did it.
This might have just been a rumour that I heard, but aren't tontines illegal?
Was watching Archer on the DVR, but that's beside the point.
How about a Ridemonkey poutine? A lot more rewarding, I think.
i initially read the title as "ridemonkey tauntaun"
That's not a nice thing to call MMike.
GFF slept with it already and started a thread...
actual tauntaun probably smells better
psh han and look slept with one and got a whole movie
Is this like that soggy biscuit game?
TONTINE: An annuity scheme in which subscribers share a common fund with the benefit of survivorship, the survivors' shares being increased as the subscribers die, until the whole goes to the last survivor.
It goes like this:
1. We put the money in an account.
2. As we die off/do dumb things, the number of people dividing the pot gets smaller, hence the share increases.
3. When a predetermined number of survivors is left, i.e. one, you divide it by that number, and if you make it that long, profit.
It goes like this:
1. We put the money in an account.
2. As we die off/do dumb things, the number of people dividing the pot gets smaller, hence the share increases.
3. When a predetermined number of survivors is left, i.e. one, you divide it by that number, and if you make it that long, profit.
I'd rather get rich the old fashioned American way and sue someone. Must faster payoff that way.
With 8 and 9 years olds on here like nubby I don't stand a chance.
With 8 and 9 years olds on here like nubby I don't stand a chance.
How do you think I feel? I'd be one of the first to go.
I think a Ridemonkey tantrum is the most likely to succeed.
As someone who might sue people for a living, let me tell you, its not as easy as it used to be. Recession has made it beaucoup hard to get a judge or jury to find in favor of a plaintiff. The Tontine is a better bet.
JBP begs to differ.
I think I'm already out before it began.
Actually, wasn't this also said in an episode of Barney Miller??? Or is that comment just showing my age?? Either way, I'd be interested in joining.......
Thanks, I had to look that up, now I hate you for making me seek this knowledge.
JBP believes that he just might outlast quite a few of yez.
That's the spirit! You can do it!
That moustace will out live us all 
Hey I've only got a year or two on nubby and I still have all my digits. I've got a shot!
There's the spirit!
GFF, you want in?
GFF, you want in?