there was a request for this thread in the WW2 thread. and that sparked my intrest of why you folks south of the border want to invade my home and native land. comon I know you have all thought about it....
Bryan AdamsOriginally posted by rbx
i think we were asking for it when we unleashed celine dion on them..poor bastards they never knew what hit them
I was under the impression Canada was already a U.S. Territory:devil:Originally posted by Dirt rider
there was a request for this thread in the WW2 thread. and that sparked my intrest of why you folks south of the border want to invade my home and native land. comon I know you have all thought about it....
Canada; America's hat.Originally posted by ummbikes
I was under the impression Canada was already a U.S. Territory:devil:
Originally posted by slein
the USofA could try and invade CANADA, but they wouldn't be able to get across the border....
you see, our softwood lumber piles make great road blocks. even if you do, our bountiful supply of bud would stop all the marines because hey'd be toking (even Burly Surly). you'd only have about three days to do it too, for the winter'll stop you (remember STALINGRAD?). besides the fact that there is way too much land for even the US, and our extreme fighting forces of extraordinary magnitude will stop you after you hit the 60th parallel. i'd be surprised if you made it to ALERT
.
the NORTH SHORE will always be the home of resistance (RAMBO still lives there). the drivers in QUEBEC'll run all the yanks off the road. most of all, once you hit the SOO (SAULT STE MARIE), you'll wanna turn back (that place looks better in the dark).
you may take our hockey players, yet you'll never take our freedom!
good oneOriginally posted by slein
the USofA could try and invade CANADA, but they wouldn't be able to get across the border....
you see, our softwood lumber piles make great road blocks. even if you do, our bountiful supply of bud would stop all the marines because hey'd be toking (even Burly Surly). you'd only have about three days to do it too, for the winter'll stop you (remember STALINGRAD?). besides the fact that there is way too much land for even the US, and our extreme fighting forces of extraordinary magnitude will stop you after you hit the 60th parallel. i'd be surprised if you made it to ALERT
.
the NORTH SHORE will always be the home of resistance (RAMBO still lives there). the drivers in QUEBEC'll run all the yanks off the road. most of all, once you hit the SOO (SAULT STE MARIE), you'll wanna turn back (that place looks better in the dark).
you may take our hockey players, yet you'll never take our freedom!
Doubt it. Most NYC-ers probably couldn't find Canada.Originally posted by N8
Canada is really just the north parking lot for NYC...
they can't even find Albany!Originally posted by Tweek
Doubt it. Most NYC-ers probably couldn't find Canada.
I thought Albany was in Canada.Originally posted by splat
they can't even find Albany!
How many annoying American celebrities do you want me to name for each of ours that you can name?Originally posted by Damn True
Alan Thicke
No I think that its the capital of Canada.Originally posted by slein
Albanay: ain't that the capital city of New York?
Also, its the place that the dudes from Damnation Alley ended up. Huge scorpions kick ass.
what? d'you mean the likes of milli vanilli???Originally posted by gecko
How many annoying American celebrities do you want me to name for each of ours that you can name?
hehehe, if you think that's a funny way to say new york you should hear how most southern's say albany (allll-beaniE) noooooooo shietting you either. i didn't believe it till my granpa told me. i was like they don't say it like that really, then i heard it not even 2 hours later n was shocked.Originally posted by slein
Albanay: ain't that the capital city of New York?
Also, its the place that the dudes from Damnation Alley ended up. Huge scorpions kick ass.
No need to make the case, the invasion already happened. Lots of burning involved.Originally posted by slein
why don't you make the case of invading the south?
Canada would be easier. Everyone has guns down here and they know how to use them.Originally posted by slein
why don't you make the case of invading the south?
yeap!!! and will still haven't forgotten it either trust me :devil:Originally posted by Westy
No need to make the case, the invasion already happened. Lots of burning involved.
That maybe so, but the second invasion is well under way. Yankees are moving south fast enough that southerners will soon be outnumbered. Soon enough Y'all will be replaced with yous guys.Originally posted by indieboy
yeap!!! and will still haven't forgotten it either trust me :devil:
**** that, the joke around here is "what does the south have in common w/ the north......we got just as many yankees as they do! " yeah you guys isn't ever something we'll hear down here. yanks stay down here long enough they start talking like us! i'm gettin real sick of hearin "yo son" y'all need to take that shiet back up northOriginally posted by Westy
That maybe so, but the second invasion is well under way. Yankees are moving south fast enough that southerners will soon be outnumbered. Soon enough Y'all will be replaced by yous guys.
Please, You all invade our beaches in the summer....damn french speaking bikini wearing dudes all over the place!!Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
We get invaded every summer by the US. Cottage country is just chalk full of licence plates.
As soon as the weather turns everybody runs away. I don't get it. You all must be thinking of summer again.
No one was talking bad about the capital of Canada.Originally posted by douglas
and what is this shiet you all been sayin bout Albany???
-Dude, its sarcasm.Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
- dude, where's my car?
- i dunno dude, didn't you have a car dude?
I dunno dude. Maby because ALBANY in in NY and has absofvckenlutely nothing to do with canada.
americans invading canada. HAHAHA, one look at a moosedick burger and you wussies would faint. No one has the gumption to come to canada to eat a real sandwich never mind just visiting at this time of year.
Originally posted by Drunken_Ninja
Hey I wasn't kidding. Don't be making fun of the name until can at least say you've had one.
Moosedick burgers are real if you can find 'em. Like I said, you just have to ask for them by name anywhere you go.