[BurlyShirley]

I can't believe we all missed this one (and I'm not even a military guy):

Rear admiral.

Rear Admiral Lower Half

Private

Seaman

 

[Jeremy R]

teabag

 

[BurlyShirley]

soil.

 

[MMike]

load.

 

[MMike]

Areas

"ARRREEEEAAAASSSSS...I touched my Areas. It rained. now I have soggy areas"

 

[MMike]

insert

 

[MMike]

whack

 

[MMike]

jerk.

 

[MMike]

urges...

"I have urges in my areas"

 

[skinny mike]

the aristocrats

 

[Potroast88]

Howie Feltersnatch

 

[Potroast88]

Pickle sniffer

 

[black noise]

Homo erectus

 

[monkeyboy424]

island of lesbos

penis

 

[narlus]

precipice

 

[Potroast88]

tail gunner

 

[MMike]

volvo

 

[boostindoubles]

duty

(think doody)

 

[MMike]

fist.

 

[BurlyShirley]

penetrate

 

[Bicyclist]

tap

pump

 

[OrthoPT]

The Second Coming.

 

[Da Peach]

finger

 

[Da Peach]

grind

 

[narlus]

probably won't make preteens giggle, but: watersports

 

[MMike]

spelunk

 

[Da Peach]

ream (now long enough)

 

[OrthoPT]

Oh come all ye faithful...

 

[Da Peach]

St John's Wort

 

[Da Peach]

Cranny

 

[OrthoPT]

kumquat

 

[Da Peach]

lambada

libido

 

[BadDNA]

Dongle

 

[OrthoPT]

cut the cheese

 

[MMike]

monocoque

 

[BurlyShirley]

perpendicular

 

[Chunky Munkey]

Up Yours!

 

[Chunky Munkey]

No, Really.

 

[MMike]

bungalow

 

[fluff]

tentacles