[blue]

I'm in the comp lab in the hospital I work for. A fat kid is next to me playing noisy flash games whilst cramming his face with something excessively crunchy. He keeps getting jiggety and excited when he wins something in his game. And he keeps staring at my screen. I'm going to punch him in the face. Maybe I wrote this to keep from punching him in the face?

RAGE.

Did I mention he smells bad? Why must the computer lab be so small?

 

[BurlyShirley]

Pick a fold and .... nevermind.

 

[urbaindk]

You think it's bad now, wait until he sneezes on you.

 

[blue]

Oh! A burp! And now his obnoxious text message alerter is going off. And now is staring at the 40 y/o woman sitting on the other side of him. She looks uncomfortable. I'm beginning to hatch a plan involving the manufacture of soap.

 

[Da Peach]

hey Fatass, Mind Your Own Bizness And Try Eating An Apple!

 

[blue]

**** this ****, I'm going back to work.

That's right keylogger hanging out in the system tray...**** THIS ****.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Dude, Are you sitting next to my roomate?

 

[X3pilot]

 

[Biscuit]

Dude, Are you sitting next to my roomate?

He said he's fat and messy. Not gay and black!

 

[Red Rabbit]

He said he's fat and messy. Not gay and black!

2 out of 4

 

[DRB]

2 out of 4

So are you two together now?

 

[Red Rabbit]

So are you two together now?

No, I am moving out in December. Going to dorms. Fvck that idiot.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Oh, he broke the valve on the shower. Now water comes out both the bath spigot & shower head at the same time.

No pressure to the shower head.

Thank god for the fact our school has a free gym with nice showers.

 

[DRB]

Oh, he broke the valve on the shower. Now water comes out both the bath spigot & shower head at the same time.

No pressure to the shower head.

Thank god for the fact our school has a free gym with nice showers.

Is that some sort of euphemism you gays use?

 

[Biscuit]

Is that some sort of euphemism you gays use?

Sounds awfull gay to me.

 

[Westy]

The other day I saw a fat kid on an exercise bike eating a Snickers bar.

 

[Spero]

It's unfortunate fat kids lose that kind of multitasking skill when they get older.

 

[ire]

The other day I saw a fat kid on an exercise bike eating a Snickers bar.

he needed energy to keep pedaling

 

[Da Peach]

The other day I saw a fat kid on an exercise bike eating a Snickers bar.

Better than the other way around I guess...

 

[NapalmCheese]

Pick a fold and .... nevermind.

PIIHF?

 

[LordOpie]

He keeps getting jiggety and excited when he wins something in his game.

He's excited?

You should feel my nipples!

 

[Red Rabbit]

Sorry to break your heart DRB, but I am not into guys. Fat, Black or otherwise.

 

[DirtyMike]

The other day I saw a fat kid on an exercise bike eating a Snickers bar.

Gym i go to has a Candy dispenser by the front door. Some things just dont make sense

 

[Biscuit]

he needed energy to keep pedaling

I can't help but repeat the slogan in my head:

"Gonna be there for a while?"

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Dude, Are you sitting next to my roomate?

No, he didn't say he had his dick in his ear.

 

[Konabumm]

I'm in the comp lab in the hospital I work for. A fat kid is next to me playing noisy flash games whilst cramming his face with something excessively crunchy. He keeps getting jiggety and excited when he wins something in his game. And he keeps staring at my screen. I'm going to punch him in the face. Maybe I wrote this to keep from punching him in the face?

RAGE.

Did I mention he smells bad? Why must the computer lab be so small?

you're a dick - why do you need to pick on the fat people

 

[johnbryanpeters]

You must spread some reputation around... ++

 

[DRB]

Sorry to break your heart DRB, but I am not into guys. Fat, Black or otherwise.

If you say so. It's sad that you have to wait a whole year for national coming out day.

Konabumm has been rep'd.

 

[blue]

you're a dick - why do you need to pick on the fat people

There was a...folds...incident when I was younger. There was nothing I could do to keep my younger brother from being swallowed up.

 

[DRB]

There was a...folds...incident when I was younger. There was nothing I could do to keep my younger brother from being swallowed up.

You fvcked your little brother? That's not right.

 

[blue]

You fvcked your little brother? That's not right.

Time to head to confessit.net

 

[LordOpie]

you're a dick - why do you need to pick on the fat people

Same reason you hit women. A feeling of empowerment.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Same reason you hit women. A feeling of empowerment.

That's a crock of sh*t, you hit women because they deserve it.

 

[LordOpie]

That's a crock of sh*t, you hit women because they deserve it.

PIIHB cuz she deserves it.

 

[stevew]

PIIHB cuz she deserves it.

She get angry, turn green...

 

[blue]

You fvcked your little brother? That's not right.

http://www.confessit.net/display_story.php?action=display&category=6&keyid=213

 

[blue]

Guess who's back? Back again? Fatty's back. Want to punch again.

This time he's watching fvcking Youtube with the speakers cranked up. Imagine sitting in a room mildly larger than a walk in closet with 4 people on computers. One of them is going through a huge bag of Frito's like they aren't being made anymore, punctuated by horrific odor, burps, and Youtube.

This is taking a great deal restraint on everyone's parts.

 

[Biscuit]

Ask him where the camera is. When he looks confused explain that there is no way anyone could be that annoying without it being some sort of social experiment.

He might get it.

 

[urbaindk]

There's three of you besides this guy in the lab? Go get your self three bars of soap, and three towels, wrap one bar of soap in each towel, hand them out, and wail on him. It's simple really.

 

[Slugman]

This is taking a great deal restraint on everyone's parts.

Why don't you say something? Grow a set and tell the fat POS to turn down the speakers, stop stinking up the place, and while your at it suggest a jogging.

The comfort of all takes precident over the joys of one fat kid...