[Bigdroptoflat]

Ready, go

I would rather....

Never ride my bike again

Brush my teeth with razorblades

Clean my drive train with my tongue

Listen to a new Limp Bizkit album after they re-unite

...Than listen to the new Creed album.

 

[drkenan]

Ride to the US Open with Bizutch.

 

[stoney]

Die.5

 

[greenhood]

I would rather hear a new Mili Vanilli record.

 

[Serial Midget]

What about undergoing an orchiectomy? Would you rather do that???

 

[Bigdroptoflat]

what the f is an orchiotomy? but yes probably

 

[Serial Midget]

what the f is an orchiotomy? but yes probably

Ask Skookum, after Friday.

 

[Nick]

cheese grater + my balls

 

[jonKranked]

I wonder if they used Creed to torture prisoners in Guantanamo?

 

[SkaredShtles]

I wonder if they used Creed to torture prisoners in Guantanamo?

I doubt it - there are some pretty strict rules regarding "acceptable" forms of torture in the international community... and I think Creed goes WAY over the line.

 

[Potroast88]

kiss Stinkyboy on the mouth.

 

[jonKranked]

listen to nickelback?

 

[nelsonjm]

use comcast.

 

[Total Heckler]

I thought the singer was dead?

Um.. I would rather do this:

 

[Pesqueeb]

Go to a Palin lecture.

 

[MMike]

I thought the singer was dead?

Um.. I would rather do this:

What I'm curious about is how that guy was expecting the best case scenario of that experiment of his would end....

 

[jimmydean]

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

 

[SkaredShtles]

What I'm curious about is how that guy was expecting the best case scenario of that experiment of his would end....

That's a teenager, dip$hit.

 

[Total Heckler]

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

I like it. It's spiritually uplifting.

 

[Craw]

Wait for a Mr. Mr reunion

 

[jimmydean]

“I wouldn’t call it a reunion,” says singer Scott Stapp. “It’s a renewing and a rebirth. I missed my boys and wanted to create music with them again. We’re all thrilled to have a second chance to make a first impression.”

And we are ALL better for it.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'd rather drink PBR. And that's saying something.

 

[Serial Midget]

Renewed and re-birthed... I like how the Christian Faith absolves its followers the responsibility of their past.

 

[Total Heckler]

I'd rather drink PBR. And that's saying something.

seriously.

 

[zebrahum]

I'd rather crap blood and eat the results

 

[vinnycactus]

have my face eaten off by a chimp then go on oprah to talk about it.

 

[MMike]

have my face eaten off by a chimp then go on oprah to talk about it.

GAAAAH!!!! Not Oprah!!??

 

[sanjuro]

Reunite Aerosmith

 

[Total Heckler]

Reunite Aerosmith

must spread rep

 

[Jim Mac]

Reunite Aerosmith

FAIL! They never broke up (according to TMZ).

I would rather come to work naked with a boombox on my shoulder blaring the MEATMEN's "Crippled Children Suck".

 

[untitledsince89]

listen to nickelback?

 

[TheTruth]

Perform a colonoscopy on my dog.

 

[Serial Midget]

Perform a colonoscopy on my dog.

I think JerseyDirt already had that one covered.

 

[w00dy]

Eat a burrito of hair, nail clippings, and 8 of my toes.
With Cholula, of course.

 

[drkenan]

I'm reminded of a line from David Cross when he says [in reference to Creed]:

"I'd rather hear the death rattle of my only child than listen to that fcking sh!t."

 

[SkaredShtles]

Eat a burrito of hair, nail clippings, and 8 of my toes.
With Cholula, of course.

Mmmmm.... Cholulua...

 

[kickstand]

deep fry my own testicles

 

[longhaultrucker]

Piss glass,turn gay and shack up with a dozen midget she/males who "give"

 

[jimmydean]

I'm listening to it right now. It's awesome.

 

[Bigdroptoflat]

I'm listening to it right now. It's awesome.

You are the reason why crappy music is still marketable to the world. you should be ashamed of yourself.