[Zark]

Geography in general, mainly physical(oceanography, meterology, etc)
Geographic information systems (GIS)
Cartography (making maps)
vector based software (illustrator, freehand)
guitar and music in general
bicycle mechanics (worked in shops for years)

 

[ultraNoob]

If I told you I would have to kill you.
MMike, I sent you a PM.

 

[SK6]

Metal

 

[Red Rabbit]

My job

My co worker is good at
Covering his ass
never letting the blame fall on himself
looking good
Taking credit for nothing but making it look like a huge deal.
Pretending he is doing me favors then stabbing me in the back

I called him on his ****. It has become more manageable since.

 

[stosh]

1/2 the stuff people have posted on here I have never even heard of.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Uhhh....metalsmithing and jewelry design
Outstanding torch control
Cooking, with an emphasis on Mexican & South Western styles
Drinking
Ability to attract crazy women
Budding web designer

 

[dante]

Martial arts
Plyometrics
Assault rifles
Urban camouflage
Big block engines
Krav Maga

oh wait, you meant in real life??

 

[Hunter]

1/2 the stuff people have posted on here I have never even heard of.

I was just talking with a coworker about his daughter trying to figure out what she wants to go to college for - I think its so hard for a 17/18 yr old to know what they want to do for the rest of their life at that age, when at 30 yrs old I'm still realizing the amazing variety of jobs that people do.

Ability to attract crazy women

:biggrin:

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I was just talking with a coworker about his daughter trying to figure out what she wants to go to college for - I think its so hard for a 17/18 yr old to know what they want to do for the rest of their life at that age, when at 30 yrs old I'm still realizing the amazing variety of jobs that people do.


:biggrin:

I was lucky in school, I got serious about art when I was 16.
However, at the time I had no idea that I would be making jewelry for a living.
I just knew that I belonged the arts.

 

[kuksul08]

Probably bikes, cars, martial arts, computers in general I know pretty well.

 

[jonKranked]

Brazilian fart porn

 

[Westy]

Brazilian fart porn

We should compare notes. I specialize in Chilean diarrhea porn.

 

[stinkyboy]

Pissing people off.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

We should compare notes. I specialize in Chilean diarrhea porn.

Wait, did you just call yourself an ass pirate?

 

[jonKranked]

We should compare notes. I specialize in Chilean diarrhea porn.

Chilean diarrhea porn. click.

 

[BMXman]

Bikes
Import cars
Health Food industry
Comics
Cats
Science fiction

 

[Ciaran]

Shoes - History of and how to make them
Irish history from appx. 500ad - appx. 1200ad
Leatherworking
Lotus Notes email application

 

[Red Rabbit]

Science fiction

Midshipman's Hope?

David Feintuch?

Best series ever.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Pissing people off.

AKA divorce?

 

[Mike B.]

helicopter main rotor blades
subway car design & manufacturing
bicycle rims & tires
solidworks
how to drive a tractor trailer (or even parallel park them)

 

[Da Peach]

how to drive a CAT777C
how to load explosives
internet dating (ancient history...)
Soldier of Fortune online multiplayer (again, ancient history...)

 

[jdcamb]

Moving big heavy things and then making them seemingly hover in the air. Nobody can touch me on this one...
Making a drivetrain purr like a kitten.
Making brakes work like they are supposed to.
Geology.
Finding the G-spot

 

[bitingback]

massage (technique, anatomy & physiology)
photoshop
annoying some with just a breath
making my kids feel good about themselves (so very important with a 13 yo girl)
paying bills and living paycheck to paycheck
stress



I suck at free porn though.

 

[JohnE]

Nunchuks
Bo skills
Staff skills

 

[bitingback]

Nunchuks
Bo skills
Staph skills

 

[X3pilot]

airplanes
M&Ms
Velvetta
Naval history and traditions

 

[stoney]

Financial Markets
FDA Drug Approval Process
Bikes up until 2003

 

[SK6]

Bunjinkan Ninjutsu

 

[Serial Midget]

Algorithmic schedule optimization.

At this point I know way more than I could ever want to.

 

[JRogers]

Geography in general, mainly physical(oceanography, meterology, etc)
Geographic information systems (GIS)
Cartography (making maps)
vector based software (illustrator, freehand)
guitar and music in general
bicycle mechanics (worked in shops for years)

Hey, me too! Well, minus the guitar thing...and probably don't know as much as you about GIS, etc, but I have a decent amount of knowledge built up.

Also:
-Early Christianity
-Culverts

 

[Wingnut]

Bunjinkan Ninjutsu

Oh, and Japanese cars. I kinda wish I was Japanese, though then I'd probably be interested in UFC and USDM cars.....


I'd like to add, Tuning a Power FC computer using FC datalogit and a Wideband. Mainly because I just spent most of my day doing so/ and researching loads of info.

 

[Poops McDougal]

I'll jump in as the umpteenth person to list Autocad.

Construction
Building Code
Bass (and guitar) technique and construction
Slacking at work
Patience with an insane woman

It seems with the monkey's collective drafting, engineering, accounting and graphic design experience, we could kick out some kickass components and frames.

 

[Dartman]

Industrial Process Control Systems.

Bicycles.

Mountain bike trail construction.

General home and auto maintenance. (thanks Dad)

Beer.

 

[Quo Fan]

Martial Arts
How a copier works
How to reduce vibration to limit the effects on structures
How environmental forces damage your home

 

[Toshi]

Mullet shaping and maintenance
Advanced masturbatory techniques using power tools
Militia organization
Generally, anything involving guns, religion, and antipathy for people not like me

 

[loosecannon]

Seinfeld
Sopranos
The Wire
MMA
Hip Hop
and finally....my ding dong

 

[Sherpa]

Drinking personal pitchers
Whiskey pulls
Pouring women apple pie shots
Hunch punch
Downhill mtb

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Mullet shaping and maintenance
Advanced masturbatory techniques using power tools
Militia organization
Generally, anything involving guns, religion, and antipathy for people not like me

Wow, who would have guessed that you're a latent red neck.

 

[Toshi]

Wow, who would have guessed that you're a latent red neck.

I thought the Obama reference was blatant. Too obtuse?

 

[JohnE]

Firearms and Mac and Cheese. And finally I have a place to go where I can be with others of my ilk.