[eaterofdog]

Just like the title says. I'll start with this one.

Your Wal-Mart bike is worthless. It was designed only to look good on the rack and is downright dangerous to ride with its shoddy construction and poor assembly. And by worthless, I mean I'd be pissed if someone left a new one in my yard, cause I'd have to get rid of it.

 

[TN]

When you hear my frikkin bell move your fat ass over to the right & dont get pissed at me for ringing my bell, it is a frikkin courtesy.

 

[Straya]

Your Wal-Mart bike is worthless.

and the mindless underpaid drone who 'assembled' it put the forks on backwards.

 

[cecil]

put a leash on your dog

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I'm glad you got the Walmart bike. Even though it's crap, it'll get you pedaling and you might graduate to something better. Welcome to the crew!

 

[MMike]

I've had sex with two women at the same time.

But I just want everyone to know that.

 

[eaterofdog]

I'm glad you got the Walmart bike. Even though it's crap, it'll get you pedaling and you might graduate to something better. Welcome to the crew!

But if they knew they would buy a good used bike or a low end bike shop bike.

I do agree it's a start.

 

[moff_quigley]

I've had sex with two women at the same time.

But I just want everyone to know that.

Left and Right?

 

[bdamschen]

It's been scientifically proven that my tires create as much erosion as your boots on a trail.

and of course.

Just because you didn't notice me coming doesn't mean I didn't see you; Don't worry, I won't hit you.

 

[I Are Baboon]

To the people at work: A 32 mile bike commute to work is not really a long road ride, and it is no magical athletic accomplishment.

 

[Kevin]

Downhill Mountainbiking is not riding an xc bike down a ski slope during summer time wearing spandex.
Its dangerous and hella cool and I think they should also know it entitles me to lots of chicks.

 

[Kevin]

32 mile blablabla it is no magical athletic accomplishment.

32 miles is at least semi magical in my book...

 

[jonKranked]

32 miles is at least semi magical in my book...

your book must require crayons

 

[Kevin]

your book must require crayons

Not really, but it does require caps and punctuation.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Downhill Mountainbiking is not riding an xc bike down a ski slope during summer time wearing spandex.

Liar.

Its dangerous and hella cool and I think they should also know it entitles me to lots of chicks.

Liar.

 

[jonKranked]

Not really, but it does require caps and punctuation.

the internet is not a book

 

[Kevin]

Liar.


Liar.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.'

 

[Pegboy]

A Walmart bike that is riden daily has more value than a high-end bike that sits in a rack.

 

[Kevin]

the internet is not a book

True. You cant use crayons on teh intrawebs.

Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.'

I LOL'd.

 

[eaterofdog]

A Walmart bike that is riden daily has more value than a high-end bike that sits in a rack.

Ahh the Dishwasher/Dentist Theorem.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ahh the Dishwasher/Dentist Theorem.

It's a LAW goddammit!!

 

[jonKranked]

Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.'

well he's gotta get off the horse before he gets off the horse

 

[Jim Mac]

Yes, believe it - sometimes faster is safer.

 

[hydro422]

No, this is not my little brothers bike.

I get that a lot when I'm riding my bmx bike around.

 

[Serial Midget]

I have 5 bikes so that makes me 5 times more pretentious than you!

 

[Pesqueeb]

the internet is not a book

This seems very similar to the argument mooshoo uses when called out on spelling/grammar.

 

[stevew]

i like bikes but i do not drink beer, coffee, or eat mexican food.

 

[lovebunny]

yes, it cost 4000 dollars. no, it doesnt have a motor.

 

[jonKranked]

this is my bike. it's how i get away with eating like a cow, drinking tons of beer, and never get fat.

also, i laugh at you for being fat behind your back. i'd laugh at you to your face, but that's too long of a walk.

 

[stoney]

Yes, believe it - sometimes faster is safer.

That.

And it takes a certain knowledge of physics and theories such as the conservation of momentum to understand this.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Yes I rode to work this morning and yes I know its cold outside, that's why I wear all of this ridiculous looking sh*t. I enjoyed it immensely thank you very much. You should try it sometime fatass.

 

[JohnE]

True. You cant use crayons on teh intrawebs./QUOTE]

You cant? Who knew? And being entitled to something does not = getting same. Just sayin...


So much win in this tread.

 

[eaterofdog]

You should try it sometime fatass.

Must have this on tshirt.

 

[stoney]

Yes, I do have a car. It's really nice too. I just prefer spending an hour on my bike, rather than sitting in traffic.

 

[c101aviojet]

"Though you may think bikes are only for kids, grown-ups enjoy them too - just like a nice pair of... (add creative ideas here)"

A typical one, "No, it costs that much and it doesn't pedal for you".

And "You broke WHAT? Can that be broken?"

 

[splat]

Yes I'm a bike on the road and no, you don't own the road , so give me some F***ing room as you go past !

 

[stevew]

Your Wal-Mart bike is worthless. It was designed only to look good on the rack and is downright dangerous to ride with its shoddy construction and poor assembly. And by worthless, I mean I'd be pissed if someone left a new one in my yard, cause I'd have to get rid of it.

ignore bike snobs....enjoy whatever bike you have.

 

[nyhc00]

I want non-biking people to know that they are missing out on a whole lotta fun, and good times.
And no, I'm not trying to kill myself. I consider breaking my ankle and femur 6 months apart just a bad year, no need to stop riding.

 

[jonKranked]

Laugh at my "spandex" all you want. You're well on your way to deciding between that, and a muumuu. Have another donut fatty.