Up early to work on a sales proposal. Stupid form has me spending 95% of my time just trying to get indents on a bulleted list to line up. The urge to watch society destroy itself is strong today.
Day 2 of "training".
what, is she a tick farmer?Timely GMT title as my wife lost her shit on the ticks this morning.
cocaine's a helluva drugI cannot tell for sure but overnight runny snot seems to have turned into needles and razor blades inside my nose. Also, I have become completely disillusioned with the new job. I haven't had a meaningful project to work on in months. Work for the company seems to be drying up and a lot of what I am witnessing could just be guilded turds.
We only have 2 so not sure if she qualifies as a 'farmer'.what, is she a tick farmer?
isn't it the wrong time of year for ticks?We only have 2 so not sure if she qualifies as a 'farmer'.
Remorseful whore is probably a more accurate description.
As you will soon find out, it's always the wrong time for ticks but you'll love the little parasites regardless.isn't it the wrong time of year for ticks?
only time i ever picked up ticks was while biking in NJ. fell in some brush and 3 of the buggers attached themselves to my right calf.As you will soon find out, it's always the wrong time for ticks but you'll love the little parasites regardless.
QFMFTAlso, I have become completely disillusioned with the new job.
just starting on my first cup of coffee. are we not talking about ixodidae?
What major life event to you have pending? Finish that coffee and get back to us.As you will soon find out, it's always the wrong time for ticks but you'll love the little parasites regardless.
my morning poop?What major life event to you have pending? Finish that coffee and get back to us.
Safe to assume the farmer isn't a reader of tehWe only have 2 so not sure if she qualifies as a 'farmer'.
Remorseful whore is probably a more accurate description.
show them where you keep the candyTrying to get gear and papers together for Coaticook on Saturday. I'm sure customs will be fascinated by my van.
You let your womenfolk read?Safe to assume the farmer isn't a reader of teh
What are you, some kind of glitter philistine? Freedom hater.
It's always amusing when the spousal-unit loses her $hit on the leaches.We only have 2 so not sure if she qualifies as a 'farmer'.
Remorseful whore is probably a more accurate description.
I know right? Now she wants to vote too. The indignity she heaps upon this house!You let your womenfolk read?
They will bring you endless amounts of joy...As you will soon find out, it's always the wrong time for ticks but you'll love the little parasites regardless.
welcome to the club.I have discovered that my superpower is the ability to doze off, someway, somehow, regardless of whether or not I want to.
Is he a Russki?Just found out my boss named his kid Fyodor. Am I actually in The Hobbit or something?
as long as you're not the target of le wrath, it's all goodIt's always amusing when the spousal-unit loses her $hit on the leaches.
And also a little bit scary.
refer to him as Rodoyf just to fcuk with himJust found out my boss named his kid Fyodor. Am I actually in The Hobbit or something?
Pretty sure the Hobbit would be preferable to the environment which actually made that name famous.Just found out my boss named his kid Fyodor. Am I actually in The Hobbit or something?