^^^
MMike should buy a box of lottery tickets with that kind of luck. I mean, what are the odds that he would find another human female who could tolerate you ?
On second thought, how do we know this "girlfriend" is real ? For all we know she could be a pizza delivery guy locked in the basement that MMike forces to wear a wig and lipstick while they sing along to Celine Dion.
On second thought, how do we know this "girlfriend" is real ? For all we know she could be a pizza delivery guy locked in the basement that MMike forces to wear a wig and lipstick while they sing along to Celine Dion.
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