[rockofullr]

Bro,

Just be glad you didn't buy a house or have a kid or anything that would permanently fvck up your life.

 

[JohnE]

...or buy her a set of boobs or something silly like that.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Bro,

Just be glad you didn't buy a house or have a kid or anything that would permanently fvck up your life.

There is still plenty of time for that!

 

[CastleMaster]

A quote a friend said to me while in high school after my girlfriend bailed on my ass. I told him I was totally depressed and he told me......"Dude, there's more fish" Just four simple words, and he was right. There were BETTER fish.

So true.

Find a thinner fish with bigger boobs.

HAhahahah