[stinkyboy]

How does your house not completely reak and how do you eat 5 lbs. of bacon?!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I bet her toilet is rigged to flush continuously.

 

[stevew]

5 pounds of bacon is probably less than a pound after being cooked.

 

[I Are Baboon]

It must have already been cooked because it is impossible to make five pounds of bacon without the loud sizzle and stinking up the house.

I bet she's fat.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Maybe she baked it in the oven. That still doesn't explain how the husband wouldn't smell it.

 

[TreeSaw]

It must have already been cooked because it is impossible to make five pounds of bacon without the loud sizzle and stinking up the house.

I bet she's fat.

We test this theory every year at Monkeyfest. There is no way to cook that much bacon and not draw a crowd

 

[1453]

I am waiting for the mystery of the vanished stick of butter from the same household next week.